My classic one
Me: so there was this one time I was mowing the lawn with my grandpa in Arkansas in the yard of his other house he rented out to a couple
Person: listening
Me: it was really hot so we went to burger king across the street and got I an oreo shake...them s***s is expensive too they four dollars haha
But when we got back to the grass...there was a homeless guy who came over. Then some more and it was so weird we didn't know why...
Person: getting fascinated
Me: the whole grass was filled with homeless people because they wanted my oreo shake...
My milkshake brought them all to the yard

Nice clean joke. I like it.
Real. Vaporwave still my s*** til today
bro i still got vaporwave essential packs i downloaded from /mu/ years ago

the memories bruh
middle school such a bittersweet ass time thinking about n now i'm gonna be an adult rlly soon
bro i still got vaporwave essential packs i downloaded from /mu/ years ago
Slide that to me.
bro i still got vaporwave essential packs i downloaded from /mu/ years ago
Really? What artists on it?
NEED THIS.
its that chart
mega.nz/#F!iwABUApY!MaExct8QR-gKyg_2zdt1YA
Def recording some s*** like this when my laptop charger starts working again
rod wave underrated by ktt smfh
more links here
nuvaporwave.neocities.org/mirrors.html

claudevandog 2 months ago
Girl: I love BTS!
Me, trying to impress her: I also love Built To Spill
they made 10th anniversary chart too 

sailorwave 2 and lovestory being in future funk