Miracle whip is dogshit

Ehh..

My goons got you shook

I need a raise bro

All mayo taste like s*** tbh gets me mad when I go to subway and they ask me “you want mayo on your sandwich” like foh with that s***

What's that bulge in the first pic?

Bring me the car and it’s a deal

Me when Brave post

Deadass a guy came out with a wrench peeping in everyone’s car windows the other night, a dude got shot for trying to break into a car, and when my sister was in her car a guy pulled up and wiped the snow off her window and drove off quick after that. And now my alarm to my car randomly goes off? Dawg

Mayo truly the white mans condiment

A little mayo is good

If you disagree you shouldn’t eat food fr

Oh naw that’s wild

What a white person says

Tbh lol I went to the store and seen something over there called spicy mayo I gagged

Two baes presenting at the Oscars? Guess I gotta watch

Gordon Ramsey uses f***ing mayo get over yourselves

I like my sandwiches dry

mayo a must on sandwiches and burgers fam

I hate where I live

Mayo fire f*** what y’all talking bout

Specifically Hellsmann’s

Thank you

mayo and banana sammich