they should take your mod role away

Damn you want me to quote N word posts

Speaking of mods,

ktt2.com/atheist-white-man-wants-pedo-legal-gets-death-threat-but-no1-care-35633

Blatant homophobia/transophobia itt from this dude

I aint saying BAN him, but dude need a warning

hell nah

quoting other MEN

sucuck?
or icemane?

@genghiskharti bro those people are wayyyy too young

Wtf

Boutta pick up my paycheck hope my boss dont see me cus this perc is furiously whooping my ass

Even weirder they all posted the same thing like

• this is my NSFW Twitter
• he/she
• 18 (most of them were even younger)
• here for a good time

Some weird zoomer s***

They make group chats where they roleplay bdsm stuff and most of them are virgins

My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you.

Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"?

I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife.

Fast forward to 22. It's been a day or two between poops and I'm over at my friend's house. My friend was the local dealer and always had 'guests' over, because you can't buy weed without sitting on your ass and sampling it for an hour. I excuse myself and lay a gigantic turd. I look down and see that it's a sideways one, so I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife.

"My what?"

Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please.

"Wtf is a poop knife?"

Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver? A Dung divider? A guano glaive? I explain what it is I want and why I want it.

He starts giggling. Then laughing. Then lots of people start laughing. It turns out, the music stopped and everyone heard my pleas through the door. It also turns out that none of them had poop knives, it was just my f***ed up family with their f***ed up bowels. FML.

I told this to my wife last night, who was amused and horrified at the same time. It turns out that she did not know what a poop knife was and had been using the old rusty knife hanging in the utility closet as a basic utility knife. Thankfully she didn't cook with it, but used it to open Amazon boxes.

She will be getting her own utility knife now.

^

still ctfu to pop smoke saying "what type of time you on"

Both.

send a nigga up like a elevator

What the f*** is wrong with these kids nowadays

"gayness is illogical" lol like theres any thought put into it

Best be sure if I'm a parent I ain't letting little David EVER touch any of those social medias until he's old

some lonley ass people. we're you expecting to find people your age?

2nd dude literally got a 4chan meme avi lmao

Nah b, I thought it was gonna be way different..

Not underage kids with anime avatars

He gonna be buying premium snapchats with your card bro

lil bro b like whats this dad

ktt2.com/davidps-thread-9667

Why is that new tame impala not on pp+