We can guarantee you did not have this on your Bingo card.

Multiple people were struck Friday night by gunfire at the White Sox game at Guaranteed Rate Field in Chicago.An investigation into how this possibly could have happened was carried out and the conclusion almost defies belief.

In explaining how the gun could have made it past the metal detectors that have become standard at the entrances of every major league sporting event in the country, Kusinski said one of the women who was grazed by a bullet in the incident “snuck the gun in past metal detectors hiding it in the folds of her belly fat.”

The metal detector did go off, Kusinski said, but the woman was able to make it past security after setting it off.

Co-host John “Jurko” Jurkovic was in disbelief, asking: “How big is this woman? Because that’s something you’d want to ascertain to know how many different spots might this apparatus have been hidden in.”

Kusinski did not know the answer.

The White Sox defended their decision not to suspend the rest of the game.

The team announced after the game that a previously scheduled concert with Vanilla Ice, Rob Base and Tone Loc had been canceled due to “technical issues.”

nypost.com/2023/08/29/gun-fired-at-white-sox-game-was-snuck-in-via-womans-belly-fat

not sure if i should laugh at this or not

Not suspending the game is worse than the shooting lmao

If I was a player I’d be side eyeing everyone

Imagine receiving a bullet wound because the universe decided you were going to be in a political cartoon today

type of women the average ktter would be forced to settle down with

Random KTT stray

Wtf

this reads like a satire of american society in 2023

But KTT told me that cigarettes are worse than being fat because being fat doesn’t affect the people around you

cursed ass thread

KTT is re tarded

fat women must be stopped

Need her

she prolly coulda hid a whole ak up in that ass dont give these ppl ideas

She a down ass rider

But well deserved

Yeah thats such bullshit lol you dont even know if the s*** is over

Sports weirdoes

It is the NY Post, but in for the lulz

Shut the tuck up, I’ll never settle with a whale

One of the more depressing aspects of nightlife is that wherever you go, 9 times out of 10 security is completely ill-equipped to deal with any sort of violent threat

it was as reported an "accidental discharge" which adds to the hilarity.

Under what circumstances did shawty need to bring that s*** in the 1st place?

Real?

Word is shawty mighta been an off duty officer which...

uh...

hiding a glock under your belly fat is NASTY work, i know that s*** stank