'Oh my bad girl, I thought you were Bizarre with that beautiful bonnet & elegant, rotund figure 
My name's Jayceon Terrell Taylor by the way
'
Game is def sliding in the DMs of women too young to know who D12 is lol
everyone right your pick up lines here so we can use them
You just follow and wait for her to post a bar or restaurant then look up their menu and pretend like you’ve been there that’s gotten me in every time
You just follow and wait for her to post a bar or restaurant then look up their menu and pretend like you’ve been there that’s gotten me in every time
Just reported you
not to the mods but the fbi!
No gta 6 for you
Just reported you
not to the mods but the fbi!
No gta 6 for you
If giving out free game is a crime put me in rikers
Because the shawtys actually reply back, it leaves them questioning idk unk might be on to something lol
they only respond bc hes a rapper

Beast
Because the shawtys actually reply back, it leaves them questioning idk unk might be on to something lol
I just messaged a girl “F3” and she told me she hopes I get eaten alive by dogs
Because the shawtys actually reply back, it leaves them questioning idk unk might be on to something lol
First one hearted the message
You just follow and wait for her to post a bar or restaurant then look up their menu and pretend like you’ve been there that’s gotten me in every time
What if you do this but it turns out she was at a gay bar, she gets the wrong impression, invites you over to "meet a friend" then before you know it you are on all fours getting railed with a sock in your mouth while she watches
Would be a 🔥 episode of Coupling
These pick up lines prolly worked im ngl but this is the life of bein a dm warrior. Its not for the feint of heart
him and Meek have rap induced CTE
More like lifelong dipshits who used to have caretakers and PR teams