Lmfaoooo dumb accurate

You actively decided to get a poodle?

Wasn’t my call. I still stay at home w my family lol

Man almost got killed by a poodle

I can't read this s*** man what's up with all the dots

Should have trained it op, now its a mess

someone gotta do it

Would’ve beat the s*** out of that dumbass dog

Why not put the leash on in the house so the dogs not overly excited, try to do it when she doesn't notice you have it in your hand already and don't ask her if she wants to go for a walk just put the leash on

i would love to see a picture of OP. i gotta see the person behind this event

Ya a cat would be a real man and cut your wrist itself

wouldve did that dog like steve austin did his

well you get the point

OP: doesn't want a dirty dog jumping on him so he puts the leash on in a stupid way

Dog: jumping around like an excited (AND NOT WELL TRAINED) dog normally does

OP: Almost bleeds to death and somehow it's the dogs fault, starts screaming at his dog like a normal person

Congrats on "not beating the s*** out of your dog" you seem smart