Walked into the barbershop, went to look for a seat and this dude is taking up 4 seats. His motorcycle helmet, jacket and bag each have their own seat. I stood there waiting for him to move his s*** for like 10 seconds. He just stared straight ahead, refusing to look up.

The barber then told me to wait in one of the barber chairs. I sit down & the guy is staring at me, after a few seconds i realize it is Vic Mensa. We stared at eachother for like 20 seconds, it was pretty weird.

I go outside for a smoke & he walks past me again, just staring at me. Idk if he was trying to check me but I didnt break eye contact.

After his cut he went outside & sat on his motorbike for 15 minutes, nobody asked him for a pic.

This happened

Vic Mensa just exists he has no purpose in this world

So do most ppl what's your point

OP and Vic Mensa shared a moment of sexual tension.

That's wild op because the other day I walked into the barbershop, went to look for a seat and this dude is taking up 4 seats. His motorcycle helmet, jacket and bag each have their own seat. I stood there waiting for him to move his s*** for like 10 seconds. He just stared straight ahead, refusing to look up.

The barber then told me to wait in one of the barber chairs. I sit down & the guy is staring at me, after a few seconds i realize it is Vic Mensa. We stared at eachother for like 20 seconds, it was pretty weird.

I go outside for a smoke & he walks past me again, just staring at me. Idk if he was trying to check me (im alot taller & bigger than him) but I didnt break eye contact.

After his cut he went outside & sat on his motorbike for 15 minutes, nobody asked him for a pic.

I’ve seen this story before

"Taking up 4 seats" is when the copypasta became obvious

As in nobody really cares about Vic Mensa. He’s just there. Some may call him the guy on Wolves.

He killed it on that song ngl

Vic Mensa is the Yamcha of the Chicago hip hop scene

Lmao @Zaywop @XantaClaus @JJThaJuiceman this a philosophical diss yo.

Type Aristotle and Spenelli

LMFAOOOOOOO

Too real

Which cut did he get?

Isn't Vic bald tho? What kind of cut did he get at the barbershop?

Are you really in here mad about Vic Mensa copypasta Bro

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This happened a year ago or more, and was one of the most irritating and cringe worthy moments of my entire life. I've never felt like such an idiot before. It is 100% true. There are a few dudes who work for Daniel Weisman (I think one's name is Davion) can confirm.

Here's how it went down.

It was around January or February of 2012. I had started going to a ton of local gigs around Boston (where I'm from) to get involved in the culture. I had been going alone, no friends or anything. Now around October I had met this dude named "Da Corporation." He had worked with other Boston MCs like Young Bean and O.T.O. This dude was young and real cool, we became good homies. Now back to February. Corp had been contacted by Daniel Weisman (Wale's manager) or one of his representatives and asked to open for him at a show in New Haven. Corp asked if I wanted to join him. I really f***ed with Wale's music so I said yeah. Why not. Free show. My dude is performing.

Okay, flash to the show. We had been on a long ass road trip, we were hungry as hell. But we didn't have any time to grab anything. This one dude named David or Davion said the team (Wale and people) were going to go get food after and we could join them. I was like hell yeah. eatin dinner with Wale. That'll be sick.

Corp killed it. Got the crowd jumpin and everything. I was hyped. Wale came through later and I expected him to do something like say my friend did a good job or something but nah. He didn't say s*** he came out and started performing. I was like whatever and started jamming.

After the show. We follow that Davion dude to Wale's bus and ask where we're going. Then some white dude says that they're going to get pizza and to hang tight and that Wale is in the back we can chill. So we go to the back, say hey. He says nothing. My friend sits down next to him, I sit down across from him. Wale is just texting. I didn't want to be an a****** so my friend and I just started talking about random s*** like the trip or or comic books or how dope the show was (Wale couldn't hear us). Then my friend slides over and tries to dap Wale and talks about how much he loved Ambition and he was honored to perform. Now let me tell you this part is completely true. Wale looks up from his phone, stares my friend in the eye as he's speaking, then says "shut the f*** up" literally fifteen times in a row. My friend already shut up from the first one. Wale shakes his head like he's disgusted or something then looks back at his phone. My friend was in shock. He didn't expect that at all. He moved over to sit next to me instead so Wale was alone on the couch with a few girls and some dude we didn't know. We started talking again waiting for the food and Wale looks up and asks "you two know what shut the f*** up mean?" the girls start laughing and i make a "wtf" face. Wale shakes his head and laughs at me. Saying I look ed. And that my friend was a wack performer.

Corp didn't want to start s*** so he kept his head down and stayed quiet. I was pissed off. I asked Wale why he would invite Da Corporation if he didn't think he was good. Wale just shrugged and said he didn't even know about it. I was shaking my head and began whispering to Corp about how Wale was a b****. I think Wale noticed me talking s*** because he came over and started me in my eyes. Like he was gonna f***in kill me. He told us to get the f*** out and Corp managed to say that we were waiting for the pizza. Wale said "aint no pizza. get out"

So we did. We had no food and no place to stay so we just slept in Corp's cousin's car (he drove it up there) then drove back to Boston the next morning. He kinda stopped rapping after that and we don't talk much.