I feel like I know the answer so I’ll tell the story as fast as possible.

My mom said she wanted another kid, 6 years after having 2. My dad said no. Understandably, they could barely afford 2 at the time and they just got a house. My mom was on birth control at the time. She said she purposely didn’t take the pill. She said they was sleeping together a lot at the time.

9 months laters @BillyShears arrived.

That’s foul right? Like I’d be tight if I was my dad. Like that’s not fair, right?

Ngl tho id spend the rest of my life thinking I had indestructible nut. I’d be like “Not even the pill can kill this nut ”

raising a child is costly and a lot of responsibility id be upset that it wasnt communicated but decades later its like what can you do

That is wrong and your dad shouldve left her. But since it was 1960s when this happened , im sure they have resolved everything

bro said crine u old as s*** and its ok youll be alright at the same time

It’s foul but there are worse origin stories

your mom’s carried your for 9 months & here you are being chatty patty about her deep dark secret (you)

I read this as orgy stories

Your dad must of been doing something right then OP

it was foul but be thankful you're here men have crashed out committed murder/domestic abuse for not being ready to be a father n getting tricked which is also very wrong glad your dad was the father that stepped up :​

he was clappin right

He looked up at me said, "daddy that's the reason why you had me?"
Yep, we was practicing
Til one day your ass bust through the packaging
You know what though? You my favorite accident

u alive bro

u made it

What in the f*** is this picture

Everytime I see a milf I say this to make my friends laugh

It is what it is

you a trick

Here we are

Foul cause now we gotta deal wit yo dumb ass threads

You’ve been had

Telling yo mama business is crazy lmaoo

im a child of a reconciled relationship i cant relate

seriously though i never understood caring about that stuff and not putting it past you as soon as possible. like who cares how you got in, wyd now that youre here?

Stream chromakopia

is this from a tyler the creator song from 2010?