Hello KTT2ers,

It's your boy Big Bulba here to drop some sleep knowledge on y'all so you can all get some better sleep!

Over the pandemic, I became very nocturnal and completely wrecked my sleeping schedule, so over this last year I've been researching the best of the best, the finest threads, the sofest pillows, and also the firmest pillows. Now with the asisstance of my newsleep fortress, I've been able to get everything back on track, I have more energy, my gains are unmatcched, and generally I'm just happier. Truthfully, most of us could get more sleep, no? So let's dig in!

The Chamber

The Purple Plush Pillow

Starting off with our down alternative, cruelty free shoutout @plants, Purple Plush Pillow. This pillow is on the lower end of our finest pillow selection at around $50. Some people like their pillow soft, some like their pillow firm, but users of this pillow, can choose by the day. Great if you suffer from head aches or pains and like to adjust the softness day to day with neat 2 zippers on the sides of the pillow.

Here's Lil Bulba with it

Here's the pillow in action. Nice light pillow, I like to use it for side sleeping.

Second

The Standard Casper Down Pillow

For those that just need to kill birds...sorry @plants, I have the Casper Down Pillow for us. Big, high profile, fluffy, and supportive. This is just a great classic down pillow. Great for the Big Boys who need that higher shelf for their head, or like to let their head sink in. Only downside is that you just have to fluff it pretty much every night.

It's so fluffy he can barely stand!

Pillow in action. Works well with both side or back sleeping.

The Purple Harmony Pillow

The cadillac of pillows right here for y'all, some would call it the Drake of Pillows. It combines the cushioning purple matress technology in a honey-comb grid with a latex core. The best of all worlds. Possibly, the greatest pillow of all time. Now this pillow is the most expensiveon the list here retailing at 160-200, but remember how much time you spend with your head on that pillow. It might seem expensive, but only real pillows last, all that other bullshit is soft today and hard tomorroww. There are 2 sizes, i recommend the high but some f***ing softbodies convinced me to get the normal one and i regret it and forgotto ask to exchange it.

He loves it!

Best back sleeping pillow, works well for side sleeping too

Nestle Body Pillow

I got this one at the bed bath and beyond liquidation sale. It's whatever kinda sucks tbh not much to say about it. Just not enough cushion. Feels loose

Kozy Home Bamboo Body Pillow

This pillow probably the best value on the list here. $30 on amazon, nice cool pillow filled with shredded foam. Very supportive. Nice to lay on after a hard day at work and just talk about your day y'know.

Watch out for that blade lil Bulba!

Comfort. Peace. Harmony.

These photos taking a wihile to load man these better be some good pillows

Bulbasaur plushie is the best pillow

Big Bulba really be living his raps

Are you kink shaming rn?

Move yourself to politics sxn this ruined my day.

Pillows

Thought this was gonna be you going off on how the 2020 election was stolen

Delete this

thanks bulba ill use this info on my next pillow purchase

Maybe you should review what the f*** your doing with your life

He's reviewing pillows

1st page just in case

Powerful.

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Maybe you should go review some b****es fake David P

We're back.

Wait I’m confused. From your avy, I thought you were a Bulbasaur

You telling me you were human this whole time?

Ironic since this is the closest you've ever been near a woman in bed.
Jokes aside this is the type of content this site needs :letsfuckinggo:

There is a bulbadaur in the pics

That is him

The human is his trainer

Free bulba imo ive seen the pikachu movie it can happen

OP

We pretendin you euros dont wear this on a chilly evennin on regular

I remember I was frantically moving out and needed a new mattress and ordered two from different places and the My Pillow one came like a week later and I tried to return it but they just told me to keep it and refunded me S*** is still packed up but they're goated for that