She's 2 and a half

Won't stop talking and singing

I'm trying not to get frustrated but it's one of my best friends birthdays and it's getting late.

Ask me questions so I stay awake and sane :)

What has she done so far that impressed you

give it to it's mother

#powder

ASMR videos for sleep

Play some J Cole

who hacked you this is low down dirty

Oooh the terrible 2’s

It’ll pass.

Spit or swallow

Get 808’s ready and chop up some samples

Let her spit or sing on those fresh ass beats

glass of milk

Try reading her a book while she is in bed

terrible idea

Ama

And you're not even responding

respect for preaching natural remedies

Gotta love a good ama

My grandmother used to give her kids whiskey when they couldn't sleep

Don't do this

Bruh I came here to delete because I didn't think anybody ever responded. Nobody had responded for the first half an hour, she actually fell asleep and I went out with the homies

She puts together thoughts and sentences so well already.

One thing that impresses me is that if you show her any number 1-9, she'll tell you what it is

She can also recite her full name (and she has a middle name and two last names so its a lot lmao)

My girl was already out partying because her bday was in the middle of the week, so she went right after work and met up later

Lowkey I was tired and mad at her for being out having fun already

Sometimes I forget about this. Used to do it way more when she was an infant, definitely came in clutch (especially during a party when you need to drown out some outside noise too)

She had her tantrum peak between 1 and a half and when she first turned 2, she's pretty well-behaved again already. I'm grateful because some of those screaming fits are really no joke.

She was just on a good one. Not throwing a fit, she just wouldn't stop talking

I do not have the attention span to be a good OP, I wish I did. I'm easily distracted and forgetful