My wife wrote this I love it Christian remix

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    John524

    Baptizing babies is not Christian

    are u daft
    getting baptized is a sacrament for protestants and orthodox too

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    John524

    Catholicism is not Christianity

    Yes it is, but Kanye is not Catholic. Catholics are Christians, how do people honestly pretend this is not true. Catholicism is the original Christian church before the other Protestant denominations came to be.

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    John524

    Baptizing babies is not Christian

    ummm im christian orthodox and u still get baptized but u get communion and all other rites on baptism

  • Nov 3, 2019
    Saturday

    F*** you, Matt.

    wtf

  • Nov 3, 2019
    John524

    Catholicism is not Christianity

    Catholicism is under Christianity, but Christianity is not Catholicism

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    There's people that believe that married men use KTT??

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    John524

    Baptizing babies is not Christian

    This whole forum needs a religion tutorial this is actually starting to be such a bad look

    Christians get baptized.....
    Catholicism is Christianity but Christianity doesn’t necessarily mean Catholicism

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    HURRY UP K DOG

    Yes it is, but Kanye is not Catholic. Catholics are Christians, how do people honestly pretend this is not true. Catholicism is the original Christian church before the other Protestant denominations came to be.

    KTT2 Threads the first time I realized people don’t know much about Christianity at all...even some who are religious

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    YANDHI

    KTT2 Threads the first time I realized people don’t know much about Christianity at all...even some who are religious

    For real, people are straight ignorant. One post yesterday said Catholics followed the Old Testament and Christians followed the New Testament. And said he went to Catholic school growing up.

    Got Catholicism confused with Judaism

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    dundis

    are u daft
    getting baptized is a sacrament for protestants and orthodox too

    It doesn't matter if baptizing babies is apart of some religious ritual. It's unbiblical. Show me baptizing babies in the Bible. In the Bible there is a prerequisite to being baptized.

    Acts 8:36 And as they went on their way, they came unto a certain water: and the eunuch said, See, here is water; what doth hinder me to be baptized? 37 And Philip said, If thou believest with all thine heart, thou mayest. And he answered and said, I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God. 38 And he commanded the chariot to stand still: and they went down both into the water, both Philip and the eunuch; and he baptized him.

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    HURRY UP K DOG

    Yes it is, but Kanye is not Catholic. Catholics are Christians, how do people honestly pretend this is not true. Catholicism is the original Christian church before the other Protestant denominations came to be.

    Catholicism is a false religion. The original Christian churches were local churches in Ephesus, Thessalonica, Phillipi, Rome, Corinth, etc. Roman Catholicism is unbiblical heresy and the Pope is an antichrist.

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    YANDHI

    This whole forum needs a religion tutorial this is actually starting to be such a bad look

    Christians get baptized.....
    Catholicism is Christianity but Christianity doesn’t necessarily mean Catholicism

    Exactly Christians get baptized. Babies can't be Christian because they know nothing. The prerequisite of being baptized is believing on Jesus Christ as your Saviour. And Catholicism is unbiblical hocus pocus false religion.

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    John524

    Catholicism is a false religion. The original Christian churches were local churches in Ephesus, Thessalonica, Phillipi, Rome, Corinth, etc. Roman Catholicism is unbiblical heresy and the Pope is an antichrist.

  • Nov 3, 2019
    Comedyjunkie06

    Texts I get from my wife -

    You’re such a Christian woman, I love it
    You’re such a Christian woman, I love it
    Your father is a priest, Christ lovin
    I just pulled up on a donkey (disciples)
    Baptized that baby up in London
    Then I blessed upon her cousin
    On her sister, we prayed somethin’
    All my people gettin communion
    Christ’s body and blood yeah we sippin’ (sippin)
    Holy water on my neck
    Look like I fell when I went fishin (Andrew and Peter)
    So many crosses on my clergy
    Oh, no! What’s the time?
    I think it’s time to give a sermon

    You’re such a Christian woman, I love it
    You’re such a Christian woman, I love it

    Boo.

  • Nov 3, 2019
    John524

    Catholicism is a false religion. The original Christian churches were local churches in Ephesus, Thessalonica, Phillipi, Rome, Corinth, etc. Roman Catholicism is unbiblical heresy and the Pope is an antichrist.

    Don't tell me 'bout them woke facts
    Them just sound like broke facts

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    HURRY UP K DOG

    True wokeness is believing on Christ as your Saviour.

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    John524

    True wokeness is believing on Christ as your Saviour.

    !https://youtu.be/WDEBz25lGdY

    The Apostles didn't quite get the point. They were awed by the miracles of Jesus. They worshipped him as people do worship gurus, and as you know to what lengths that can go if you've been around guru-land. And so the Christians said "Okay, okay: Jesus of Nazareth was the son of God but let it stop right there! Nobody else." So what happened was that Jesus was pedestalized. He was put in a position that was safely upstairs so that his troublesome experience of cosmic consciousness would not come and cause other people to be a nuisance. And those who have had this experience and expressed it during those times when the church had political power were almost invariably persecuted. Giordano Bruno was burnt at the stake. John Scotus Eriugena was excommunicated. Meister Eckhardt's theses were condemned. And so on, and so on. A few mystics got away with it because they used cautious language. But you see what happens. If you pedestalize Jesus you strangle the Gospel at birth. And it has been the tradition in both the Catholic Church and in Protestantism to pass off what I will call an emasculated Gospel. Gospel means "good news," and I cannot for the life of me think what is the good news about the Gospel as ordinarily handed down. Because, look here – here is the revelation of God in Christ, in Jesus, and we are supposed to follow his life and example without having the unique advantage of being the boss's son. Now, the tradition – both Catholic and Protestant Fundamentalist – represents Jesus to us as a freak! Born of a virgin, knowing he is the son of God, having the power of miracles, knowing that basically it's impossible to kill him, that he's going to rise again in the end. And we are asked to take up our cross and follow him when we don't know that about ourselves at all! So what happens is this: we are delivered, therefore, a Gospel which is in fact an impossible religion. It's impossible to follow the Way of Christ. Alright. Many a Christian has admitted it. "I am a miserable sinner. I fall far short of the example of Christ." But do you realize the more you say that the better you are? Because what happened was that Christianity institutionalized guilt as a virtue.

    Alan Watts was truly “woke” to this all, I’m good not following the church’s perversion of what Jesus understood.

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    HURRY UP K DOG

    The Apostles didn't quite get the point. They were awed by the miracles of Jesus. They worshipped him as people do worship gurus, and as you know to what lengths that can go if you've been around guru-land. And so the Christians said "Okay, okay: Jesus of Nazareth was the son of God but let it stop right there! Nobody else." So what happened was that Jesus was pedestalized. He was put in a position that was safely upstairs so that his troublesome experience of cosmic consciousness would not come and cause other people to be a nuisance. And those who have had this experience and expressed it during those times when the church had political power were almost invariably persecuted. Giordano Bruno was burnt at the stake. John Scotus Eriugena was excommunicated. Meister Eckhardt's theses were condemned. And so on, and so on. A few mystics got away with it because they used cautious language. But you see what happens. If you pedestalize Jesus you strangle the Gospel at birth. And it has been the tradition in both the Catholic Church and in Protestantism to pass off what I will call an emasculated Gospel. Gospel means "good news," and I cannot for the life of me think what is the good news about the Gospel as ordinarily handed down. Because, look here – here is the revelation of God in Christ, in Jesus, and we are supposed to follow his life and example without having the unique advantage of being the boss's son. Now, the tradition – both Catholic and Protestant Fundamentalist – represents Jesus to us as a freak! Born of a virgin, knowing he is the son of God, having the power of miracles, knowing that basically it's impossible to kill him, that he's going to rise again in the end. And we are asked to take up our cross and follow him when we don't know that about ourselves at all! So what happens is this: we are delivered, therefore, a Gospel which is in fact an impossible religion. It's impossible to follow the Way of Christ. Alright. Many a Christian has admitted it. "I am a miserable sinner. I fall far short of the example of Christ." But do you realize the more you say that the better you are? Because what happened was that Christianity institutionalized guilt as a virtue.

    Alan Watts was truly “woke” to this all, I’m good not following the church’s perversion of what Jesus understood.

    You go right ahead buddy.

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    lvlckdown

    There's people that believe that married men use KTT??

    I’m his wife tho lol

  • Nov 4, 2019
    planewaterbottle

    I’m his wife tho lol

    She tells the truth

  • Nov 4, 2019

    ktt2 was a mistake