@RoomOnFire mentioned walking with your hands behind your back

Whistling to yourself while out and about (no ear phones)

Sitting on a bench reading a newspaper

Wearing sandals with long pants

Walking with yo fingers on yo chin like that one Steve Jobs book cover.

This is just devious behaviour

Thinking your haters are praying on your downfall.

LIRL

Wearing over the head headphones in public

Facing other people on public transport

Bra

using wired earbuds still

a guy thats reading alone

Wearing giant rings but not in a gaudy/braggadocious way

Using bumper stickers

Turtlenecks

A string of numbers in a username but there's no discernable pattern or common meaning such as year of birth or registration of account

Go to a bar and read a book with a tall tequila soda.

Fax, When nobody even thinking or praying about you lol

Dressing too formal for the occasion but not looking too out of place

Being an animal whisperer

Chuckling and shaking your head without explaining why

Chucking and shaking your head and saying "I knew you would do that"

normal dude carrying a tote bag and not doing it for fashion or pictures

Staring at people through sunglasses thinking it's not noticeable

Being from around the way