after i moved out my parents crib i lived with these two large black women (only stating this for context, bc i’m a tall skinny white boy) in the dining room of they apartment

anyway one time one of these b****es was bout to put a cheese pizza in the oven and i happened to be in the kitchen while she was taking it out the box

and also happened to be in the kitchen where i saw her take the bag of shredded cheese (the thick-cut, too) out the fridge, open the bag

and layered the entire cheese pizza in shredded cheese

i about moved out that day, pizza came out the oven like “kill me”

hby ktt

So cheese on a cheese pizza was enough to make u start dis thread ?

that wasn’t cheese pizza anymore that was a an entire block of processed cheese wit crust on the bottom , i was horrified

So

A cheese pizza

I used to fap with my roommates laptop when he was gone

don’t lecture me about pizza classification again

@Hero is this a war crime

Our freshmen year roommate Ralph would lift up his stomach fat and lay it over his
desk using it as a mousepadd and use it to pay league of legends

He ended up dropping out and became a CrossFit trainer

He's still fat

Took not paying for a p*** to a whole new level.

Man used to throw raw chicken meat on the floor and the dining counter / sink for his cats to eat.

At the same time tho everybody cept 1 person was wilding in that apartment his s*** was just a unique breed.

Nastiest s*** i do is prolly smoke a lot.

That smell for non smokers unbearable tbh.

same but with his ipodtouch. he ssed the nudes from that movie role models

My moms boyfriend be pushin out the wettest farts and doesn't say sorry. And I since I moved back in a few months ago I have not heard him run or touch water whether to bathe or to drink it.
And he smokes cigs and has dookie breathe. Got damn I can't wait to move back out.

My mom has so much patience and love for him I don't understand why.

What???

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ed people can't bake pizza ain't nothing too it

What does it matter that the cheese is thick cut if it’s being melted

bc it’s so much extra cheese bro of course i didn’t eat any myself but i imagine the texture was horrific

A friend was in a houseshare with three other girls. One in particular sounded super scust. She would cook stews and leave them out on the side to Rot rather than putting them in the fridge (and still eating) and was generally super messy and untidy.

The low point though was she must have used the bathroom to change tampon/st and apparently didn’t clean up so my friend said there was menstrual blood on the floor and door handle

ohmy

During my freshman year of college, I caught my roommate pissing in our kitchen sink like it was part of his daily routine...

Ewwwww bruh spoiler that s***

how i miss this 😳