May 9, 2024·1 replyTime to start peeing on his pillow OP
May 9, 2024·editedGet up in his face, get nose to nose with him, and then kiss him.
May 9, 2024kill them?
May 9, 2024
OakI try to keep the peace but damn does it get tiring
what about YOUR peace? who’s keeping it? it’s not you and damn sure not your roommate. i understand being afraid to shake the table but the only person you got to protect and defend you in this life is YOU. it sounds dramatic because it’s just dishes but remember this in the long run.
May 9, 2024My bad OG
May 9, 2024never catch a break huh
May 9, 2024·1 replyRoommates f***ing suck
May 9, 2024·1 replyOakI can only singing his reaction when he’s as all that s***. Served him right though
Did u stroke out bro
May 9, 2024wash the dishes then
May 9, 2024FeverOnce my roommates and I took all the dirty dishes the 5th guy was leaving all over the kitchen with mold legit everywhere + his disgusting rice cooker + bag of rotten potatoes he bought before he moved in all into his room while he was gone
It heated up the remainder of that lease fs
Some ppl are only gonna get the msg if u inconvenience them. Gotta give some sort of tangible consequence or else they never change
- OPMay 9, 2024·1 replyFever
Did u stroke out bro
autocorrect. I was frustrated asf when I typed that - OPMay 9, 2024AC
Time to start peeing on his pillow OP
Going to spray bleach on it
May 9, 2024OakIm having terrible thoughts on the things I want to do and say to him
- May 9, 2024Oak autocorrect. I was frustrated asf when I typed that
May 9, 2024
May 9, 2024·1 replyYou should sit him down and just talk to him calmly about it
If he doesnt respond well beat him to death
May 9, 2024Tell him if he doesn’t stop coughing he’ll end up in a coffin
- May 10, 2024
ktt advice thread responses are either
a. kill them
b. have s***with them (i don’t understand this one)
C. real response (rare) 
May 10, 2024OakMy roommate has been sick and coughing all over the unit without covering his mouth. On top of that, he sits at the bar in the kitchen (the only place to eat) and leaves all his f***ing belongings. So I have to eat in my room on my bed because there’s nowhere else to eat. Today, I caught him coughing, sneezing, and putting his dirty tissues on the counter near my dishes.
WTF I can’t even go into the kitchen without being contaminated with germs. Can’t sit down, can’t cook, can’t do s*** in this f***ing place. I’m moving units next semester but holy f*** am I tired of this s***.
May 10, 2024Bro you cant live like this
You have to say something. Even if nothing changes, you’ll be proud of yourself- OPMay 10, 2024mr get dough
You should sit him down and just talk to him calmly about it
If he doesnt respond well beat him to death
I’m going to try and change units before I say something to him. I just feel like it won’t get anywhere, he’s been in that unit for like eight semesters and he thinks it’s his
May 10, 2024left4goodthe toddler cough is the WORST, even when im around kids i playfully ask them if they do that all the time and tease them a little bit. they stop at least around me.
Their phlegm reverberating perfectly as their wide open mouth coughs onto anything in front of them for like at least 5 feet.
S*** is hilarious. It's always some white trash parents too
May 10, 2024Tell him you made him a sandwich
May 10, 2024·1 replythis the same dude that asks you to leave when women come over?
May 11, 2024slap asap