There's nothing quite like taking a big s*** on company time

wish they did that irl

yous a p****

You a B****

ironically went to high school in one of the richest counties in the country

I fight him

Now what

[getting in from an hour long bike ride]

"damn I gotta pee"

[doesn't wash hands after]

"oh hey mark whats up?"

[goes for the handshake]

You have your dignity

Nothing more awkward in school than someone taking a loud ass s*** while you try to pee

some kid pulled a knife on my school resource officer

Hahahah

the acoustics turn any fart up to 11

Laughs in no self respect

damn i really had it good

no better feeling then going to take pees right next to your colleagues at the urinal even when there are other urinals open and watching them freeze up and not be able to piss when u get close to them cuz they're scared

My senior year

Texas looks rough

Knives at school being story worthy is weird to me I need to talk to someone

there was a kid at my middle school who had a face tat 😹😹😹 wonder what hes up to

Swear the ventilation system just dispersed the s*** particles throughout the school