Are you deadass?

Just got a house combo pizza

S***s smacking

isee him eatin that bullshit im fadin you

lettuce can be both a condi and a food delivery system (salad)

You can prepare the burger however you please. I’m saying put ketchup on it from the fridge and then put it in the microwave for 10 seconds. Voila the ketchup is no longer cold

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damn the coochie loud

His name Ali too

Duck falling off

Don’t start this again man

I got the bag bro just got back from the horse races

I’m a picky eater too but i still love certain condiments

nah he just going higher 💯💯

im out here lookin for the cat imma coochie scout

Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

It'd suck being a midge.

u

and i cannot stress this enough

be on p**** tip

ye u wouldnt have to do all that if the ketchup was room temp!

no

if you're small enough that your toe is the size of rice and an ant is a giant brute to you, a napkin blanket would completely envelope you many times over. this just isn't realistic

Just get the ketchup out whilst the burger cooking to heat it up