facts

Val looking good

ofc lol. who eats a burger with raw mushrooms on it

You're a villain

but if we're talkin classic burger theres no mushrooms on it

you put mushrooms on my burger you dying on god

Currently praying Hardaway Jr gives Kawhi the business tonight

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This niggaa don’t melt his cheese !

Why are you putting mushrooms in your burger in your own home

Mushroom Swiss burgers are elite

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a burger with sauteed mushrooms and onions, with swiss, is an umami bomb

i let the patty melt it

That’s a gourmet burger we talking about home cooked burgers !

jalapenos a must for me

Hello, is this Pizza Hut?

Excellent. My name is Ben Shapiro. Conservative thought leader. Prominent white YouTuber. The Muggsy Bogues of the intellectual dark Web. And—look, it’s just a fact—I would like to order some pizza pie. If you are triggered by that request, I do not care. I truly do not.

Now let’s discuss conditions. First, thank you for agreeing to debate me. Typically, in fora such as this, I am met with ad-hominem mudslinging, anything from “You racist creep” or “Is that your real voice?” to raucous schoolyard laughter and threats of the dreaded “toilet swirly.” However, your willingness to engage with me over the phone on the subject of pizza shows an intellectual fortitude and openness to dangerous ideas which reflects highly on your character. Huzzah, good sir. Huzzah.

Second, any pizza I order will be male. None of this “Our pizza identifies as trans-fluid-pan-poly”—no. Pizza is a boy. With a p****. It’s that simple. It’s been true for all of human history, from Plato to Socrates to Mr. Mistoffelees, and any attempt to rewrite the pillars of Western thought will be met with a hearty “Fuh!” by yours truly. And, trust me, that is not a fate you wish to meet.

Now. With regard to my topping preference. I have eaten from your pizzeria in times past, and it must be said: your pepperoni is embarrassingly spicy. Frankly, it boggles the mind. I mean, what kind of d**** are you inhaling over there? Pot?! One bite of that stuff and I had to take a shower. So tread lightly when it comes to spice, my good man. You do not want to see me at my most epic. Like the great white hero of Zack Snyder’s classic film “300,” I will kick you.

Onions, peppers—no, thank you. If I wanted veggies, I’d go to a salad bar. I’m not some sort of vegan, Cory Booker weirdo. And your efforts to Michelle Obama-ize the great American pizza pie are, frankly, hilarious. Though not as funny as the impressively named P’Zone—when I finally figured out that genuinely creative pun, I laughed until I cried and peed. A true Spartan admits defeat, and I must admit that, in this instance, your Hut humor slayed me, Dennis Miller style.

And, with that, you have earned my order. Congratulations. Ahem. Without further ado, I would like your smallest child pizza, no sauce, extra cheese. Hello? Aha. A hang-up. Another triggered lib, bested by logic. Damn it. I’m f***ing starving.

it may seem gourmet and hard to do but it's actually quite easy to pull off, and cheap too.

40 point mercy rule pls

y yall putting mushrooms on ya burgers
lord have mercy
i put mushrooms on everything but a burger

If you can cook you can make that home cooked !

beef
cheese
sautéed mushrooms
truffle mayo
bacon
lettuce

the best burger I had

my first round ticket is

Milwaukee in 5 games or less
Toronto in 5 games or less
Boston in 6 games or less
Miami
LAC in 6 games or less
Denver
Houston

Played 250 @ about 11-1 odds.

Still rocking individual day plays but slowing down a little.

Today I have Toronto & Boston straight.

Raptors first round game 1 curse reversed. all it took was a global pandemic.

look like yousef look like hamza