Someone give me a fire caption and I’ll link my ig post in here

I Was Born When A Squid F***ed A Goat

its crazy that you put this in the Important folder with three exclamation points

My bagels may be stale because I bought them from the day old section, but my drip?

It’s fresh.

Slopping down some pig s*** with these fat f***s and I’m the fattest of them all. If I died tomorrow no one would shed a tear. Load my freakin’ lard carcass into the mud. No coffin please, just wet, wet mud. Bae.

big pimpin like jigga man

these are ass

hear for a good time not a long time 🤫

F***ing drake avis man 🤦🏾‍♂️

Kiss 💋

IMPORTANT!!!

“I pray that you ignore me. If you can’t feel the joy of a hustler in his glory.”

YEAT lyrics

Some Drake lyrics should do the trick

Came up, that's all me for real

Started from the bottom, now we here

I'm here for a good time, not a long time

Yall right about Drake

on jah

i have a really good one in the vault

homosexual way i chase that sack 💰

Only good caption itt