Nigga you think we know some f***ing wizardry to clean your Piss ?

Should’ve thought this through buddy

I just wanted to know which detox drinks work but looks like I'm going for fake piss

I've don't it before and just use a friend's pee but don't feel like going through the hassle

Get one of your homies piss, put it in a condom, and tape it to your inner thigh, and just dump that into the cup

It’s got to stay warm otherwise it’ll get flagged

This the way

Or get the synthetic piss it comes with a warmer too

he would have to get a lube free condom right?

probably a good idea hadn’t thought of that

I never use lube condoms so didn’t cross my mind

Hit this, take a multivitamin, drink plenty of water.

healthwatchleicestershire.co.uk/detox/certo-sure-jell

wayofleaf.com/detox/brands/certo-drug-test-full-review

@op

Grow up and do coke like an adult

study up

Just drink hella water. Piss gotta be clear. You can add drops of lemon Gatorade if you nervous bout the color @op

If it's just a lab strip test I'll take fake pee or someone else's.

But drinking like 8 17 oz bottles 30 mins - an hour before test and you'll be fine

Not like 4 days gonna clean him out

Get a fake cock with fake piss shoutout Entourage

So I can still smoke just drink water the day of? Sounds too good to be true

just study nigga

when op fails the f*** out his test

Yup. Worked for me every month the past 2 years. You gotta drink a lot of water tho like to the point of throwing up

Maaaaan I wanna try this but idk

is this fr? if so, this clutch asl

do the certo s*** I just quoted that look valid asl

Lol you'll be pissing water. It's foolproof bruh

Let me know how it goes if you do

Doing some research on it rn