Have any of y’all ever had to sneak pee for a d*** test? I’m gonna use my bros in a medicine container and put a hand warmer on it since it’s about a 30 minute drive to the d*** test I’m so nervous but I need this job

I've done it finessed it at the center and I didn't hear back from the job anyway lol

nah but i guess they arent allowed to look at u do it but sometimes thye do so watch out

It’s just for the airport i assume they don’t look

idk airports are basically public admin and also notorious perverts tsa always cop a feel

Hey man I’m gonna be a tsa chill out 😭😭

u can look but u cant touch

Helped a friend with this once and he used this method and it was all good

(He used a hotel shampoo bottle though and the drive was closer to 15 min not 30 but as long as the hand warmers keep the urine warm you'll be good)

This is exactly what I needed to hear ok thanks man this makes me feel better so do I take off the warmer once I go inside so it’s not to hot? Or leave it on whole time?

Man f*** that job

Leave it on the whole time. If you take it off it will get too cold in a couple of minutes and you have no idea how long you’ll be in that waiting room. They’ll likely tell you to empty your pocket and then they’ll give you a cup. Just make sure to be completely silent when taking the bottle out, and try to shake the bottle of pee before emptying it into the cup to create some bubbles

If it’s not too late, go on Amazon and buy a pack of those thermometer strips they use for aquariums and stick one on the piss bottle. It’ll give you an idea of what temperature you’re at

When's your test? I'm not sure so I just hit my homie with your question

This seems spot on though

Keep the hand warmer on the bottle. I suggest putting the bottle between or under a pair of underwear and the hand warmer on top of the underwear. Thats what i did

That's what my homie said

OP you should shove it up your ass to sneak it in IMO

But this is for TSA so they are already very accustomed into reaching into the anus cavity of strangers so kinda tuff luck

Wishing you nothing but the best with this @op

It’s in 2 hours I got the piss sitting in the fridge rn

Lowkey genius for the bubble idea didn’t think of that

Can’t wait to be a tsa and harass anyone I want for no reason 😩😩

Yoooo

I handed the piss off to my homie right before his drive to the test

You gotta time up that warming process right, not sure when's it best to start with it being in the fridge though

I’ve used fake piss like 8 times in my life and it hasn’t failed me yet

What kind of d**** are u testing op?

You know the TSA randomly d*** screens too, right? you better start practicing abstinence