Joe gotta hold this L
He gave her a kid that’s a W
Joe will never marry a woman tho lol
Rewatching once upon a time in Hollywood
Such an LA masturbation movie lol
Pitt winning a lifetime achievement award over Dafoe or RPatz was a shame too
Niggas ITT WHO NOT BUILT TO BE SINGLE (A DREEZY EXCLUSIVE)
@Tito_Maas (nigga writes paragraphs on here so I KNOW for a fact he be on iMessage writing sonnets to his shordies)
@FlyMx (nigga falls in love with every ig thotty he comes across so I know he BEEN waiting on a girl he can put 3 kids in and post on Facebook)
@DonJulio (real quiet and reserved. He really just be thinking about how his life is gunna be at 33 with his soulmate)
@Papi_Champu (guy JUST started liking black girls last year so he will probably propose to one this decade if he finally gets some game)
@MartyMar (big softie will probably marry his BM if he hasn’t already proposed)
@Slimane (this nigga has limited confidence so the first lady to come into his life and do the BARE MINIMUM is getting that $50k ring that he gets custom made from Zales)
I thought Cyn was going to be the one tho
Lmao Joe and his obession with women 5+ years younger than him at best ain't leading to no ltr
Pitt winning a lifetime achievement award over Dafoe or RPatz was a shame too
Imagine putting pats over brad f***ing pitt
I wanna cook this nigga Dreezy but he was lowkey right on mine smh