s*** i might not go then are they like super scary or just startles?

LMAO

i need you to be serious about it, im going with my girl and i cant be in there clenching at her palm waiting for the big ooga booga to appear. so what shes gonna lull me after and let me suck on er titty i cant betray my manly courage over it

you should be fine dawg it’s like as scary as your average Harry Potter movie

movie was so ass, only good parts are when Dafoe was laughing like a mad man!

2/10 less fake orgasam over a skinny pale f***ing vampire from spongebob plz

i couldnt watch hp 2 because it was so scary with all the snake language and bloody writings on the wall. i was like 7 years old and deadass couldnt sleep over that movie when i saw it in the theater. spent half of it with my eyes closed. its just funny you mentioned it

they're saying eggers stunk it up again?

me and my parents gonna see this tomorrow i think

Fake news

If you're already an Eggers fan sure, otherwise this'll be overrated, imo

Traveling and castle scenes (basically the first half) were good. 2/5 for me

Defoe would've been more interesting as Orlok instead of a van helsing ripoff

Movie felt like Orlok's wet dream

he could do either great not sure what you mean here , him as the count sounds completely predictable though

I hate a movie full of loud dry ass s***noises hope that’s no the case here

I had a bigger issue with ATJ having more screen time than Defoe and as much/more screen time as Hoult tbh

who does he play

again…yeah aight

Also how old was she when Nosferatu originally visited

Harding

lincoln square IMAX tonight yup gonna be a good time

Jesus you’re a p****

He is what he eats!