May 30, 2021If you ever see me fighting in a forrest with a grizzly bear, HELP THE BEAR
May 30, 2021Not with that attitude you can't
May 30, 2021·1 reply
RareRarFilesNo joke.
I have been practicing MMA for 6 years now, boxing in parallel for 7 years, I can do it.
As well as bodybuilding for 4 years, 1m92 for 95kg.
I have crazy speed, and reflexes identical to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him and give him some good punches in his big head. I won't let go.
At the slightest mistake, the bear is finished.You'll always have virgins around here to think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with the will already friends, and 2) it is not with your cowardly body that you are going to do anything.
Any minimally trained man can defeat a bear with a knife already. With bare hands it's not necessarily more complicated it just requires skills.Damn that bear gonna be so impressed by your training and athletic body
- May 30, 2021
I wish the bear would've picked her nose lol
May 30, 2021·1 reply
NothingI'm sorry OP but I'm simply built different 🥶💯
This is 10 times more menacing than the picture in OP.
- May 30, 2021Yuzzy
Damn that bear gonna be so impressed by your training and athletic body
"oh, hi mister bear I see you want to attack me well let me just tell you : it would be better if you just stopped right here and went back home. Let me explain :
I have been practicing MMA for 6 years now, boxing in parallel for 7 years, I can do it.
As well as bodybuilding for 4 years, 1m92 for 95kg.
I have crazy speed, and reflexes identical to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him and give him some good punches in his big head. I won't let go.
At the slightest mistake, the bear is finished.You'll always have virgins around here to think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with the will already friends, and 2) it is not with your cowardly body that you are going to do anything.
Any minimally trained man can defeat a bear with a knife already. With bare hands it's not necessarily more complicated it just requires skills.So, still wanna fight big guy? "
May 30, 2021Bears don’t have any fight IQ
May 30, 2021·1 reply
Legacy
With Jay Elec in the background
- May 30, 2021·1 replyQ3D
This is 10 times more menacing than the picture in OP.
Documented to have extremely high Fight IQ as well
- May 30, 2021Nothing
Documented to have extremely high Fight IQ as well
Fight IQ doesn't matter if u don't know how to use it. Which I'm sure you do mister Nothing
May 30, 2021·1 replyKr0niicYou're posting this like I'm supposed to be embarrassed. And please don't misrepresent my argument. It's not that I could just walk up and beat a bear. Its, in a life or death scenario, there is no way I would let a bear kill me.
One of the funniest yet lowkey memes on this site
May 30, 2021
Why would I want to beat up a bear
- May 30, 2021
I think some males can beat up a black bear and/or a panda bear
May 30, 2021RareRarFilesNo joke.
I have been practicing MMA for 6 years now, boxing in parallel for 7 years, I can do it.
As well as bodybuilding for 4 years, 1m92 for 95kg.
I have crazy speed, and reflexes identical to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him and give him some good punches in his big head. I won't let go.
At the slightest mistake, the bear is finished.You'll always have virgins around here to think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with the will already friends, and 2) it is not with your cowardly body that you are going to do anything.
Any minimally trained man can defeat a bear with a knife already. With bare hands it's not necessarily more complicated it just requires skills.Cringe
May 30, 2021Watch me
May 30, 2021You think a bear knows jujitsu? Yeah didn't think so.
6isco 🦈May 30, 2021maybe that b**** ass lady in OP can't, but I can
- May 30, 2021
Can tell a bear took OP b**** at the club and he still pressed over it.
- 6isco 🦈May 30, 2021
Keepthereceiptguess im just built different
- May 30, 2021
Synopsis thinks he can beat this thing
May 30, 2021only bear I'd lose to
May 30, 2021iCarly JapanSo apparently some people think they could beat up a bear in a fight, which is f***ing ridiclous. Stop disrespecting the ultimate animal. Bears are stronger, faster and bigger than you, unless you have a gun and a good shot, youre f***ed.
Just look at this s***:
And because somebody will post the synopsis pic: F*** what synopsis said, okay? A bear would rawdogg his stupid ass in a life or death situation, its not even funny.
I could take this
- May 30, 2021
I’m at the stage in my life where. Rather just put a couple stacks on his head tbh
May 30, 2021
ImAUsernameLikeop, you just simply don’t let the bear win. it’s that simple.
- May 30, 2021onetwo
With Jay Elec in the background
