birds are singing

XRP goin to .6

I DONT WANT IT FROM YOU

its a lovely day

DOGE COIN MOON

Elon goin to jail

Eth and link staking in the same month

thread deader than my portfolio

I'm trying to get a promotion so I can load up more

im trying to get a job so i can get drunk more

nothing like regular amphetamine use to make you appreciate how dumb a lot of normal, non-medicated human experience is. the dumbest thing is: this morning, I was lying on the couch reading a book. then I decided to go for a hike. but it took me like ... a half an hour from that point to muster the energy and motivation to actually get up from the couch. and then after that the hike was good! my body had no problem making the countless exertions of effort involved in ascending to a much higher elevation using only my own muscles! but the effort to get off the couch and move to a standing position is somehow Herculean. the second dumbest thing is: apparently there's about 20% of my brain that's dedicated to food. whatever else is happening, throughout the day, it's just a significant percentage of my thoughts dedicated to "what should I do for dinner? how about dessert? should I have an afternoon snack before that? ... you know what's good? Ethiopian food. do they even have that in HK?"

funds are safu

Send it all to 0

funds are literally safu

Funds are safu

bulls are fuk

@neon @Ajax

It's actually quite impressive how well crypto is holding up compared to boomer markets

If you want to trigger your parents and get revenge, ask them about their 401k or bond portfolio lol