itt: post what you order at different fast food places and put us on

im talking slept on food items, crazy deals etc

slice of pepperoni pizza & hotdog/drink combo from costco

comes out to like $3.70

all you gotta do is walk in where people exit the store and just go to the food court. no card membership card needed

McDonald's

#3
2 Hot & Spicy's
1 cheeseburger

An Extra side of a LG fry

Cry internally without Hi-C

To everyone that lives in a state that has a Checkers/Ralleys, I'm bout to put y'all on to the best finesse ever!

I got two words for y'all: Receipt Survey.

Y'all know how all chain restaurants got those surveys on the back on the back of the receipt that you can turn in for a free meal?

Like for McDonald's, you can get a free quarter pounder or a mcmuffin with the purchase of a drink...

I promise you, Checkers has THE BEST receipt survey in all of fast food: ANY SANDWICH ON THEIR MENU FREE WITH THE PURCHASE OF A LARGE DRINK

^ Keep this in mind for later, I'm bout to make y'all FAT for less than 10 bucks!

the free sandwich at chick fil a is the GOAT

munchie meals from Jack is my bulking meal rn

God damn animal fries from in n out

Y'all know know how every fast food is doing that 4 for 4 deal or whatever? CHECKERS GOT A 4 FOR $3

CHEESEBURGERS
FRIES
DRINK
APPLE PIE

THREE BUCKS

You can do that, or even better...

I gotta post what I be getting at McDonalds all the time after a concert

you ever order a lot of s*** from mcdonalds and become astouned when they say your total is like 5.15

You can get the two for six Big Buford, which is their equivalent of a double quarter, but with cheese sauce and all the other fixing. They're huge and filling.

Or

Checkers always has a new limited time 2 for five sandwich that's equally as filling. I think right they have this pot roast cheeseburger on Texas toast with carmelized onions, cheese and gravy. Crazy! Two of them, five bucks!!

Alright, so you five bucks in right now. Want some fries?

Yeah you can order a regular small fries for 1.99

Or...

For 2.45 you can get the chicken bites and fries box, which is literally a box carton full of fries and chicken nuggets for less than 50 cents more.

So now we at 7.45 you already got the equivalent of two baconators, fries and a ten piece nugget. Which would've cost you 15 bucks.

Remember that receipt survey from earlier? Well guess what, a large drink is 1.99.

op just make food at home

lol sike im goin to mcdonalds on my way home

Nine dollars and forty-five for THREE of the burger and expensive burgers on their menu, fries, nuggets and a drink...

Or does it have to be a drink?

When you hand over that coupon to the dude in the counter, tell him to lean forward so you can whisper something. He gon do and that's when you whisper "instead of a drink, can I a banana milkshake instead"

And depending on how old the guy in the counter is and/or how much he cares/needs this job

He gon look to his left, then his right and be like "I'm not supposed to, but ight... it's gotta be a medium doe. You cool with that?"

Yes, yes you are cool with that

SO JUST TO RECAP HERE, YOU GOT THE EQUIVALENT OF THREE MCDONALD'S DOUBLE BACON SMOKEHOUSE BURGERS, FRIES, TEN PIECE NUGGETS AND WHAT'S ESSENTIALLY THE PROPORTIONATE EQUIVALENT OF TWO AND A HALF MCFLURRYS FOR LESS THAN TEN BUCKS BEFORE TAX!!!

YOUR WELCOME!!

F**K A FO FO FO!!

@SlicedBread come peep this free game I'm giving.

@TuxedoMask confirmed works at Rallys

Nah, I'm just a fatboy that knows how to get the most out of his dollar.