Mbappe special

See y’all for the game tmr a baddie just added me on the JB5 app guess I’m onto better things now!!

PARIS-ON-THE-TAEDONG — In a display of unmatched cosmic benevolence, our Invincible, Sun-Kissed Supreme Commander, Comrade Kylian Mbappé, has completed his glorious, victorious crusade at the 2026 World Cup.
Having achieved absolute, flawless spiritual perfection on the pitch, the Supreme Leader has decided he has nothing left to prove to the imperialist West and has graciously chosen to board his personal state-engineered supersonic jet to return to his adoring subjects.

Yeah it sucks that we ruined our momentum, were playing really attractive soccer and then the Trump s*** (I’m still convinced he didn’t play a part and is just taking credit) followed up with that performance in the most watched USMNT game ever just killed it.

That one goal happened in slomo fr tho, I think a wheelchair team could play it out the back better. Objectively hilarious but I can’t laugh at it yet

For example nothing

France strategy

Do nothing

Kick the ball hope for the best

Diddy dachamps but he couldn’t manage a team of this caliber to da champs

Not even one goal...

Bars sadly

Still notover the wind killing saliba

thought that s*** said the the joe budden podcast app

the 2 worst colonizers remaining & the devil himself

Yamal keeps talking his s*** and aura gambling and it keeps paying off

All I got left is my boi Jude 😭

They did it for you

Today

Rewatch time @ninachop @Gr0k @KoGoYos

English or Spanish?

On paper we probably shouldn’t win tomorrow
It’s a good thing the game isn’t played on paper