pls dont make jokes this is very important to me

she didnt believe me so i had to hand the phone over to my ex so she’d confirm it

Cute as hell

Making little bagel pizzas but on rolls

Asparagus out here tearing families apart

Think imma grill this weekend

Lizzo loves these

Haha omg

I just don’t understand

Queen

it sounds stupid but it’s legitimately a huge accomplishment for me

Fat phobia itt

Lemme go to my safe place

He hates vegetables man what dont you get

Just get over it and eat vegetables

jt got slaughtered smh

Wonder what bruises up too right now

Back in my day we fought in wars, these new kids scared of broccoli

tried to tell you months ago

Idk

im in the phase of my life where breakfast and dinner feature two different types of bread

typical ktt

ive been a notoriously picky eater my entire life. i’m pretty insecure abt it.

So that was a huge deal for me considering the last vegetable i ate was probably when i was 4 or something

i CANT

you making it seem like they got it wrong or something