Need a woman fully capable of beating my ass to a pulp

It’s because she’s been so busy with her new job. My birthday is next Sunday though and we’ve agreed we’re going to spend the whole day together, no work or distractions.

why do u think i like flo milli so much

Shut up

hi bruises

that’s beautiful hope that goes well

Ronda Rousey

My wife hates dim sum and it’s her ultimate flaw

New username

shoutout to all my asian girls let the lights dim sum

take care is such an eternal classic

Over My Dead Body is the Long Time of its time

my wife's ultimate flaw is she's 85 with no teeth

i bet the dome fire🔥🔥🔥🔥ptsd dome hittin

Find god y’all

Mine was tame

Premarital s***is a sin.

gummy gummy goodness

Good thing I’m not actually religious

so whats ur theory

On what?

what happened before the big bang

didn’t age well but its got a certain magic to it

you're not a true kendrick stan then