hope you break your legs

this is fun

Did you see my dreams

they dont know i spend hours pacing in the kitchen, contemplating the nature of our universe

nah hol up

I was wondering what your interpretation was

you broke your legs at the date because you feel handicapped by either insecurity or commitment issues in the dating realm

or you went to hard during the VZ walkathon

My fav is the purple bag

Forgot the flavor

Instead of doing my basic run of 20 min I'ma do 50 min and get 5 miles in

Y'all r so f***ed

Smelling like wet dog at work to beat people in a forum game >>>>

Wow

Those are both true

just realizing that may have came across as rude

i hate recruiters dawg

that recruiter at the scientology center changed my life for the better

i got the job but they tell me the 25% grad school tuition benefit only happens after 6 months

Stop.

No that wasnt an offended wow dont worry, more like a “wow thats accurate”

Hmmm

Tuff choice

Uh uh
Uh uh

Time to celebrate with a hot bubbly nespresso

my big stepper part of my day about to start

Yall about to be so OVER

I left yall some hours of advantage

im guessing ur friend got prince tickets because they seemingly accomplished great and almost impossible things

She is my best friend in the world and we used to listen to a ton of prince