Wake up baby, new sample drill dropped

You’re MAGA and you’ve been projecting this entire time, come out Nortie, I accept you

Yeah I was thinking this too

No, I’m shy. （＾ω＾）

you know what...

Stabs you with a pike

dodges and kicks you in the forehead

wat ere1 eat for dinner tho

No I’m way more agile than you (See me having my more steps than you)

@KodakSpice post

Wait how did my post lead to e-foreplay

At one point, nearly 10 years ago, I could do the splits. Could you?

that maga s*** turns him on

@Extraterrestrial 😡

You could do the splits at 37?

Pizza

what kind tho

Yes and it was awesome

Allison leaving us for ATRL, Nort leaving us for Facebook Groups, who will we lose next

Pepperoni and fresh mozzarella on Parmesan seasoned crust

I said I’m good now so yes

@AllisonXO

His desired display name was “saveme Donald Trump” but it was too long.

had this chinese chick

had to leave her quick

Are you going to use your own HBO Max?