that guy was a crackhead in the gif

he's out of the nba now

I respect his decision

why wouldn't you rub your bros knee to make him feel warm

currently punching myself on the head because i f***ing left my bidet installed on the toilet back at my last apartment

now everyone is gonna point and say i smell like s***

imagine not knowing how to clean your ass

toilet paper isnt enough idc what anybody says

not even God

use your hand and smear it on your face like Gigi Allin

my gf is a bidet queen, she says the same to me

but i've always just used damp toilet paper to clean up down there, works perfect

having a tap spray running water down there just seems archaic and ineffective

EHAT

Having a machine spray water to clean you feels archaic

But rubbing poop off with paper doesn't???

well.. that depends what water you’re using to dampen the paper

what if the sink is far away

Raw first listen done. Overall impression is that it's a solid project throughout. Her singing style is very theatrical like but she doesn't overdo it to the point it comes over as grating if that makes sense. Kinda reminds me a bit of Joanna Newsom-ish and at times like Lorde.

The production/style also matches her voice in that with a bit off electronica/rock elements added to it.

Might give it another listen tomorrow before i move on to the next albums. Favs off first listen:
Shampain
I Am not A Robot
Numb
Oh No!
Are You satisfied?

Feelin a 6.5/10 TRAN-
SITION

Are showers archaic?????

A bidet is just a poopy shower

people are just afraid of the future, give them time.

wiping the poop off with paper is more effective than hoping the 3rd law of water dynamic does it

also, you finish with wet toilet paper, perfect

bidet users use their HANDS FOR THE POOP!!!!!!!!!!

wow no hermit the frog

it's over

it smell like stinky bumhole in here!!!

how they out the water like that

I don't poop so I don't have to worry about these things