Oxygen

OP didn’t breathe till he was 5

My fav fatty type of bagel is the one with honey walnut spread (not sure if this the right one)

Oh man

Many times as a child I would be forced to eat things, or they would try to force me at least

I would not accept defeat

Op didn’t discover the color purple until 3rd grade

Sweet bagels are a cardinal sin and deserve strict and swift punishment

Take what you want away

Starve me.

Ground me

I would still refuse

Same

I refuse to try coleslaw to this day

I have coleslaw related trauma

You know

Manually breathing is annoying AF

I like auto breathing

Remembering I have to breathe gives me anxiety

Father would drink and yell at me to try the coleslaw he ordered

I refused

why bring this up

They was talking bout oxygen

I was gonna say, ban worthy post

Next he’s going to bring up auto blinking vs manual blinking

im breathing on purpose now this is so lame

Dam it

oh f*** you

F***

My bad

It wasn't intentional

I would never

I love cole slaw

Peppers and onions too

What?

Dam I f***in make a good coleslaw

Good squeezed on tacos

Why