ET don't like juice but will happily drink a concoction consisting of 68 carolina reapers, battery acid and chemical X

I’d rather just drink the alcohol straight

conusming alcohol

Yeah, guilty

leaving a mini chernobyl in the bowl everytime he steps out the bathroom

going out on a 3 day bender with ET ends with you receiving a life saving kidney transplant while he continues to drink

I ate 5 ghost peppers yesterday with dinner. Delicious

the taste of alcohol pisses me off

nah that s*** pass thro him like sparkling water

he'll be itt the next morning complaining his butthole still intact

crazy behaviour

I haven’t tried this yet

ET will put all of this scary stuff into his body but was refusing to get vaccinated

science will study his body

area 51 in particular

every friend group has that one ozzy osbourne/keith richards guy who's immune to death

damn about to look that up

i always assumed it to be dave

ET on hot ones

elote in a cup going brazy

i can't

Dave is all talk no walk

I’m triple vaxxed, that’s how I developed these genetic mutations

What's that

I wouldnt even flinch. I finished the entire bottle of last dab XX in one evening

Man what

Have you always been that way

Is there something like wrong with your taste buds