Told my old boss I can work on my next two days off
60 hour work week bruises might be a reality soon
This is good

In america we consider a light lunch to be:
2 big macs
10 piece nuggets
Large fries
Large coke
Piece of apple pie
Fat
You keep em in the fridge?
No I wake up at 3am every night and have my Ubereats pre-ordered
U blocked art
She blocked art again
hot sauce on chicken salad
Sooo good esp with a little bit of tomato
Diet soda just makes you hungrier i feel like
I read artificial sweetners make the body crave real sugar but I'm no biochemist
Oh, she's HAD me blocked.
Oh
Sooo good esp with a little bit of tomato
idk mayne that s*** sounds kinda gross ngl
a lot of the chicken salad i have had before is kinda sweet lol
I read artificial sweetners make the body crave real sugar but I'm no biochemist
I believe it man
Had a coke zero last week bc I wanted to have less sugar that day
Ended up just eating a cookie a few min later
You know that phrase about turning chicken s*** into chicken salad? I much prefer chicken s*** as it is
I believe it man
Had a coke zero last week bc I wanted to have less sugar that day
Ended up just eating a cookie a few min later
In america we consider a light lunch to be:
2 big macs
10 piece nuggets
Large fries
Large coke
Piece of apple pie
This is why America is obese and no one cares