I‘m just playing lol

if kanye listened to this advice he wouldn't have ended up in the hospital.... stay woke

I have been told by everyone that I cried an abnormal amount as a baby

More than any other baby they interacted with

I was a real wahhh machine

i was a perfect baby. i slept a bunch and kept real quiet unless i was sick. when i was sick i was the worst.

Can’t say you ever changed. Lmao!

I AINT NIGGA IM OLD

I didn’t cry once, apparently. I came out talking and was able to reason.

Crazy ppl told me I cried too little as a baby

I haven't been able to cry for over a decade

what i would've have said at virgil's funeral

when did you put me before you put yourself.. always

But that changed when I got older

I had a phase where I would cry if I wasn’t in my carseat and it got to the point where one of my earliest memories is waking up in the carseat alone in the living room in the wee hours of the night

I’m sorry I was just kidding

Have you seen the sad dog videos

I’m letting my kid cry themselves to sleep

No way if a baby comes out speaking full sentences I'm spiking that little hellion like a football

I believe this 100%

Another one was me eating the yellow crayon bc on ed edd n eddy they said it tasted like bananas

thats funny

No antichrist not on bruises watch

It's not a lie

It's ok you're just a bad person

tears come pouring down always....
tears come pouring down

I’m a b****

It could be 3 am any given night, and if I get into a rabbit hole of soldiers coming home / family members being Surprised by friends / other family members, I cry