Letting your dog lick your mouth <<< 🤢

Fr that’s borderline

lol I be turning my lights off. them persistent kids gon see my willy tonight if they annoy me

borderline hoes

me and this girl have all the same opps. love her

Yeahhhh you not neurotypical

sad i have to retire pumpkin spice after today

I don’t really like pumpkin pie.

F***ING INNNN

what about truck stop creampies?

I like Pumpkin pie

But it depends on who makes it.

I’m sure you’ve kissed worse on the lips in your life

i remember i was at a function blackout drunk and i made out w a big girl w face tats. no regrets tho

lol I had someone try to justify kissing dogs by saying their mouth is the cleanest part of their body and one of the cleanest things to exist

that being said I would most likely kiss my b****

your toes tho. now that's one

Y’all have never had a puppy lick your face and that’s why you turned out the way you are

I miss my exes dog

He always get the zoomies whenever he sees me

beat it is a better halloween song than thriller

that and key lime pie my favorite. all other pies are f***in disgusting

my exes dog and cat were my
homies fr. oh well

This might be a f***ed up thing to say but I’m not happy in this new relationship at all

Peanut butter pie the best. Pecan Pie is a close second

nah. dogs dont brush their teeth and they lick their own butts and crotch

bro said f*** a peanut allergy

Dave really a goat some days