im too embarassed to tell my story from yesterday

third act f***ed the movie

Prince’s synths are so bouncy & fun. Just makes me wanna hop around fr

Good

say it

shut up

Guy never shuts up omg

guess what happened

Lol

go pull up some screenshots from 2018

bustanutinthethirdactimsorryman

You pooped your pants in front of your crush

I found some screenshots of me and your mom from 2016

9 months later Kodak Spice was born

ion have a crush and i didnt poop my pants

Ok it wasn’t too embarassing then; come on & spill!

i found the tape of you getting a golden shower by 12 guys

reported. ur just lucky bruises wasnt here to see this.

Are you making people guess what happened in your story

i puked all over myself

f***in baby

Lmao I think everyone has done that man, sometimes you just get too f***ed up

Was anyone with you?

that was it.