eyes more red den da devil is

the real alison

i tried to clean his eyes last night and he bit me!!!

CAN U BELIEVE THIS S***!!!

everytime you post a cat pic its a different cat

how many cats are in your household

19

WHAT

Cats just floating out of his mind while big krit is blasting at an uncomfortable volume

i only have 1 cat now, the other cats are with my sister

how do you clean a cats eyes?

ooooooh

i was going to say you should make it 20

a nice round number

u gotta wipe them with this solution right

so i got it all ready to go

and i'm about to wipe

he said hissss b**** no and bit me

i was like

and he ran away and hid

so now his eyes look crusty and there's not much i can do rn

Who is the real alison

So catnip is weed for cats?

heres a tip, feel them a treat

then sneak his lil dumb ass on the side with the crust

make sure you pet the top of his little head too

i got most of it just now

its both a stimulant and sedative

if eaten, it makes them sleepy

if sniffed, it turns them tf up

If my cat bit me I'd probably apologize

it makes my cat act very stupid and have the zoomies

W pops

oh yeah cant forget about the f***ing zoomies

my gf calls it xgames mode

Cat Weed/coke