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  • rvi 🐝
    Nov 13, 2023
    dawn

    wanna go to the thrift store and get an ipod and just like download 20-30 albums like the old days

    musics my favorite thing and i dont even appreciate it anymore

    do it

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    bigpapiD

    lmao what are these bright ideas?

    playing keys in g falseto

    reporting you to sab

  • Nov 13, 2023
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    Like a Camillimane

    Just took a crap on your desk dawg what’s up????

  • Nov 13, 2023
    Like a Camillimane

    reporting you to sab

    free me from this social media shackle

  • Nov 13, 2023
    WESLEYS THEORY

    Just took a crap on your desk dawg what’s up????

    when he's on his knees with underwear in his mouth and he goes "yo dawg man what's up?"

  • Nov 13, 2023
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    what about rod wave

  • Nov 13, 2023
    Nort

    one time like 4 girls i was talking to on kik started a groupchat to confront me on my whoring activities and i had to block em all

    I would’ve just played the room

  • Nov 13, 2023
    jack johnson

    what about rod wave

    we love olivia rodrigo around these parts

  • dawn 😹
    Nov 13, 2023
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    Pity Swillo

    Listening to any music at a restaurant off your phone is crazy

    lmfaoooo i work there its just on a college campus so he was by himself

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    dawn

    lmfaoooo i work there its just on a college campus so he was by himself

    kanye stan by himself? checks out

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    Ladies, you making a group chat about me?

    4 of you is 13% of EVOL WESLEY

  • dawn 😹
    Nov 13, 2023
    Like a Camillimane

    kanye stan by himself? checks out

  • Nov 13, 2023
    dawn

    real. i just wanna keep in contact w my internet homies

    other than that if u dont have my number its prob for a reason

    damn I must be a creep

  • dawn 😹
    Nov 13, 2023
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    WESLEYS THEORY

    Ladies, you making a group chat about me?

    4 of you is 13% of EVOL WESLEY

    now what the hell does this mean

  • Nov 13, 2023
    Nort

    i drop a random tweet and a dump of pics on a finsta once every month but thats kinda it

    one of the 7 likes everytime too

  • Nov 13, 2023
    dawn

    now what the hell does this mean

    It means they getting

  • Nov 13, 2023
    dawn

    now what the hell does this mean

    he talks like this but does a deep sigh as he plays marvin's room that same night by himself

  • Nort 💫
    Nov 13, 2023
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    So, I lost my virginity in 7th grade to my first meaningful girlfriend. We went to a performing arts school and at the time we both got casted in this winter ballet (men can do it too). Anyways, our school had two auditoriums, connected by a series of hallways. While I was preparing for our first show my then gf at the time texts me to meet her backstage of the other auditorium. I meet her there and we ended up.. y’know. So that’s happening and I end up getting a text from my teacher/director that my cue to hit the stage is in 2 mins and nobody can find me. So, we both stop what we’re doing and rush to put on our costumes, and make our way to the wings of the other auditorium. Here’s the problem: my situation was not going down and Im wearing tights. Im trying to tuck it into my waste band and hoping it goes unnoticed but it’s clearly visible for everyone to see but f*** it I gotta hit the stage. Y’all I performed the first act of this ballet with a very noticeable print. My entire family attended this show. My friends and teachers attended this show. To this day only a couple friends have brought it up to me but that was enough to convince me that everyone saw it.

  • Nov 13, 2023
    Nort

    So, I lost my virginity in 7th grade to my first meaningful girlfriend. We went to a performing arts school and at the time we both got casted in this winter ballet (men can do it too). Anyways, our school had two auditoriums, connected by a series of hallways. While I was preparing for our first show my then gf at the time texts me to meet her backstage of the other auditorium. I meet her there and we ended up.. y’know. So that’s happening and I end up getting a text from my teacher/director that my cue to hit the stage is in 2 mins and nobody can find me. So, we both stop what we’re doing and rush to put on our costumes, and make our way to the wings of the other auditorium. Here’s the problem: my situation was not going down and Im wearing tights. Im trying to tuck it into my waste band and hoping it goes unnoticed but it’s clearly visible for everyone to see but f*** it I gotta hit the stage. Y’all I performed the first act of this ballet with a very noticeable print. My entire family attended this show. My friends and teachers attended this show. To this day only a couple friends have brought it up to me but that was enough to convince me that everyone saw it.

    Long post lmao

  • Nov 13, 2023

    I know for a fact nort didn't sit there and type all that

  • Nort 💫
    Nov 13, 2023
    WESLEYS THEORY

    I’d just weaponize my poo since she’s blocking the bathroom. Take a s*** right there on the floor. Give her some material for her own therapy.

    man!!

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    Nort

    So, I lost my virginity in 7th grade to my first meaningful girlfriend. We went to a performing arts school and at the time we both got casted in this winter ballet (men can do it too). Anyways, our school had two auditoriums, connected by a series of hallways. While I was preparing for our first show my then gf at the time texts me to meet her backstage of the other auditorium. I meet her there and we ended up.. y’know. So that’s happening and I end up getting a text from my teacher/director that my cue to hit the stage is in 2 mins and nobody can find me. So, we both stop what we’re doing and rush to put on our costumes, and make our way to the wings of the other auditorium. Here’s the problem: my situation was not going down and Im wearing tights. Im trying to tuck it into my waste band and hoping it goes unnoticed but it’s clearly visible for everyone to see but f*** it I gotta hit the stage. Y’all I performed the first act of this ballet with a very noticeable print. My entire family attended this show. My friends and teachers attended this show. To this day only a couple friends have brought it up to me but that was enough to convince me that everyone saw it.

    Performing arts school?

    Fella were you on Victorious?

  • Nov 13, 2023
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    Nort

    So, I lost my virginity in 7th grade to my first meaningful girlfriend. We went to a performing arts school and at the time we both got casted in this winter ballet (men can do it too). Anyways, our school had two auditoriums, connected by a series of hallways. While I was preparing for our first show my then gf at the time texts me to meet her backstage of the other auditorium. I meet her there and we ended up.. y’know. So that’s happening and I end up getting a text from my teacher/director that my cue to hit the stage is in 2 mins and nobody can find me. So, we both stop what we’re doing and rush to put on our costumes, and make our way to the wings of the other auditorium. Here’s the problem: my situation was not going down and Im wearing tights. Im trying to tuck it into my waste band and hoping it goes unnoticed but it’s clearly visible for everyone to see but f*** it I gotta hit the stage. Y’all I performed the first act of this ballet with a very noticeable print. My entire family attended this show. My friends and teachers attended this show. To this day only a couple friends have brought it up to me but that was enough to convince me that everyone saw it.

    r/thathappened

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    WESLEYS THEORY

    Performing arts school?

    Fella were you on Victorious?

    nort another statistic in dan's heinous crimes it seems

  • Nov 13, 2023
    Prez

    Prez's odds for tonight

    Wiz -150
    Sean +140

    added to OP

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