ur a planner. i like that abt you.

Just set up some ramen, gatorade and apple sauce for my hangover tomorrow

Real #alcoholic s***

I would’ve figured out you were drunk without you even saying it

well tom cruise is dope as f***

Light a blunt up with the flame....

gotit so underrated man

Mymmmm

gotit

go t*** @nort

what are you drinking

B**** 🔥

I'm so glad i'm not like ET when I'm drunk

I just ask users if they cream or squirt

so youre like kodak instead

Pretty much I turn into Kodak when I'm drunk

are you an ET drunk or a Kodak drunk?

I'm a nort

I was blackout drunk awhile back and asked a user who was arguing with me does it cream or squirt

And they were actually a woman

Had to immediately delete those posts after when I woke up

I usually say it as a joke

camille is a mel gibson drunk thats why he logs out before taking a swig

Me trying to tell myself to not tweet when I'm drunk:

Damn Vibe cancelled

I apologized but that was going too far