I hope my son is a good boy man
Imagine moving to America with all your hopes and dreams and not 48 hours later your son is a coomer :
Lmfao
I hope my son is a good boy man
That's up to how u raise em
my parents bought a tv and when I came home I yelled this "TV is so sexy" my mom ran like 80 miles an hour to give me the biggest slap I ever received in my life
That's up to how u raise em
I was raised by Pastors. so
this was 2009/2010. the baddest hoes then were katy perry and nicki. maybe ri gaga and B. but you couldn't tell me katy perry was the finest woman in the world then.
the vid were her bra explodes with milk is probably something I came to numerous times
Yeah Katy Perry in the late 2000s early 2010s was fire as hell
She fell off hard looks wise but for a period she was one of the finest in the pop scene for sure
no matter what you do kids gon do em. tbh as a parent you really don't have that much influence or effect on your child compared to their friends, tv, the world.
Yeah Katy Perry in the late 2000s early 2010s was fire as hell
She fell off hard looks wise but for a period she was one of the finest in the pop scene for sure
looking at the nicki pics now. they so ugly. it's crazy I thought she could not get any badder than that.
even anaconda is gross af
no matter what you do kids gon do em. tbh as a parent you really don't have that much influence or effect on your child compared to their friends, tv, the world.
Best thing you can do for your kid once they reach a certain age is let them know they can come to you if they need help and keep them safe enough without trying to keep them from making their own mistakes.
Life lessons make us who we are. Sheltering your child and being super strict is only going to build resentment and stunt their social development.
my parents bought a tv and when I came home I yelled this "TV is so sexy" my mom ran like 80 miles an hour to give me the biggest slap I ever received in my life
You conservative af man lmaooo
Weezy F Baby

You conservative af man lmaooo
except for the hating gays and loving guns you might be onto something
my parents bought a tv and when I came home I yelled this "TV is so sexy" my mom ran like 80 miles an hour to give me the biggest slap I ever received in my life
Dude living in a cartoon TV show
Relistening to this Akon feature I rediscovered for the fifth time in a row

Dude living in a cartoon TV show
I remember when my dad was helping me with homework and he asked me a question and I said the correct answer (he used to me saying 2+4=17) but he thought I was saying the usual bs and he got so mad. then he realized what I said was right and just left the room
i would never bite my fingernails. thats gross
i rip them though.
not in a bad way - i do it successfully most of the time. only an occasional botch job
bruh I used to bite my toenails. I was down bad
I remember when my dad was helping me with homework and he asked me a question and I said the correct answer (he used to me saying 2+4=17) but he thought I was saying the usual bs and he got so mad. then he realized what I said was right and just left the room
Tbh you should find someone who can write a script and develop a TV show on some Everybody Hates Chris type s***. You got some funny ass stories.
Tbh you should find someone who can write a script and develop a TV show on some Everybody Hates Chris type s***. You got some funny ass stories.
lmao on God. there's actually a british tv show exactly like this lol. think its called chronicles of an african parent or some s***. hilarious
I remember one day I cut off majority of my sisters hair. My mom was so pissed couldn't do anything so she said I should wait on my Dad. why when this nigga pulled up I ran out the house and just ran for hella miles not sure where I was going, I eventually found my way back and the whopping I got that day
cant remember why it was 36 but he specifically gave me 36 lashings. put spices on the cane to make it hurt more
probably the closest my dad and I ever been cause like couple mins after he came up confused at what he did telling me sorry
seeing a parent break down in front of you is hilarious
This is beautiful
parental talk is fascinating
one other time I got suspended. catholic school btw. so before I got suspended they had me come apologize during assembly in front of the whole school and pray for me
them the principal nigga was trying to get poetic and his last sentence was cat's out the bag or some idiom bout a cat but he wanted me to complete it and I was so dumbfounded. I don't even know what I said but I just remember looking up and everyone laughing at me.
I been through alot man
i want kids but at this point in time i wouldn’t be the best father
one other time I got suspended. catholic school btw. so before I got suspended they had me come apologize during assembly in front of the whole school and pray for me
them the principal nigga was trying to get poetic and his last sentence was cat's out the bag or some idiom bout a cat but he wanted me to complete it and I was so dumbfounded. I don't even know what I said but I just remember looking up and everyone laughing at me.
I been through alot man
oh my god