KobeToTha 🇩🇴Nov 28, 2023·5 replies
Nortmy mom had a boyfriend that ruined my computer with p*** viruses. i remember coming home from school and seeing bukkake on the screen. it wouldnt X out or anything. it was like i was being held hostage. this was 3rd grade.
My degenerate cousin also exposed me to p*** in 3rd grade.
I remember it was some random short Irish mother f***er who would dress up as a leprechaun and f*** b****es. I don’t remember him being a midget or anything, pretty much normal height.
Also, I remember said cousin betting me I couldn’t make “white stuff” come out of my d***. I said “nuh uh I definitely can”
And I remember running to the bathroom, lifting the toilet seat, super confident… then realizing I had no idea how to do such a thing
Mmm Hmm 😆OPNov 28, 2023·1 replyNormal ppl are weird
Weird ppl r normal
- Nort 💫Nov 28, 2023·3 replies
dawnly bro
hru doing tn
ive been rotting in bed these past 2 days but im starting to climb out the rut.
- dawn 😹Nov 28, 2023·1 replyKobeToTha
My degenerate cousin also exposed me to p*** in 3rd grade.
I remember it was some random short Irish mother f***er who would dress up as a leprechaun and f*** b****es. I don’t remember him being a midget or anything, pretty much normal height.
Also, I remember said cousin betting me I couldn’t make “white stuff” come out of my d***. I said “nuh uh I definitely can”
And I remember running to the bathroom, lifting the toilet seat, super confident… then realizing I had no idea how to do such a thing
jesus man
thats awful im so sorry
orangetcovid 👌🏿Nov 28, 2023Mmm HmmBefore I met my wife
I had about 10 years of Christmas where I got no presents
man
Nov 28, 2023KobeToThaMy degenerate cousin also exposed me to p*** in 3rd grade.
I remember it was some random short Irish mother f***er who would dress up as a leprechaun and f*** b****es. I don’t remember him being a midget or anything, pretty much normal height.
Also, I remember said cousin betting me I couldn’t make “white stuff” come out of my d***. I said “nuh uh I definitely can”
And I remember running to the bathroom, lifting the toilet seat, super confident… then realizing I had no idea how to do such a thing
this is literally butters from south park when eric tells him to get a semen sample
- dawn 😹Nov 28, 2023·1 replyNort
ive been rotting in bed these past 2 days but im starting to climb out the rut.
awe man:(
im glad its getting better
sometimes you need a lil soft reset
- Nort 💫Nov 28, 2023·1 reply
p*** is evil and wants to ruin my life
- Nov 28, 2023
yall getting exposed involuntarily to p\*\*\* and when i was 9 i searched it out actively and it's literally been over since that day
- Nov 28, 2023KobeToTha
My degenerate cousin also exposed me to p*** in 3rd grade.
I remember it was some random short Irish mother f***er who would dress up as a leprechaun and f*** b****es. I don’t remember him being a midget or anything, pretty much normal height.
Also, I remember said cousin betting me I couldn’t make “white stuff” come out of my d***. I said “nuh uh I definitely can”
And I remember running to the bathroom, lifting the toilet seat, super confident… then realizing I had no idea how to do such a thing
ngl one of my fav things on this site is sby dropping a seriously traumatic thing and then throwing a
at the end of it as if it makes it better - Nort 💫Nov 28, 2023KobeToTha
My degenerate cousin also exposed me to p*** in 3rd grade.
I remember it was some random short Irish mother f***er who would dress up as a leprechaun and f*** b****es. I don’t remember him being a midget or anything, pretty much normal height.
Also, I remember said cousin betting me I couldn’t make “white stuff” come out of my d***. I said “nuh uh I definitely can”
And I remember running to the bathroom, lifting the toilet seat, super confident… then realizing I had no idea how to do such a thing
LMFAO WHAT MAN
- orangetcovid 👌🏿Nov 28, 2023·1 replyMmm Hmm
Watching all my cousins go to Disneyland every year
While I got to go to summer school was an amazing time
summer school was fun tho
- KobeToTha 🇩🇴Nov 28, 2023·1 replydawn
jesus man
thats awful im so sorry
I don’t talk to him anymore
- Nort 💫Nov 28, 2023dawn
awe man:(
im glad its getting better
sometimes you need a lil soft reset
we shall prevail
Nov 28, 2023·3 repliesNah here’s a real kicker for y’all.
When I would stay with my Nana, she had a basement downstairs fully furnished with a bathroom and bedroom with a TV inside of it. She also had cable channels including Cinemax. You boy was getting lit to late night softcore p*** films on Cinemax and also getting invested in the storylines
- orangetcovid 👌🏿Nov 28, 2023Nort
my mom had a boyfriend that ruined my computer with p*** viruses. i remember coming home from school and seeing bukkake on the screen. it wouldnt X out or anything. it was like i was being held hostage. this was 3rd grade.
- Nov 28, 2023·2 repliesWESLEYS THEORY
Nah here’s a real kicker for y’all.
When I would stay with my Nana, she had a basement downstairs fully furnished with a bathroom and bedroom with a TV inside of it. She also had cable channels including Cinemax. You boy was getting lit to late night softcore p*** films on Cinemax and also getting invested in the storylines
grannie had a goon den
- Nort 💫Nov 28, 2023·1 replydawn
hows the job hunt going man @nort
I start training for this terrible job on the 1st, hoping to hear back from other jobs soon.
- orangetcovid 👌🏿Nov 28, 2023·1 replyLike a Camillimane
im the only non religious person in my entire family.. my aunties and uncles think im going to hell
damn how does that happen?
you jewish?
- Mmm Hmm 😆OPNov 28, 2023orangetcovid
summer school was fun tho
Hell no
e t 👽Nov 28, 2023·1 replyKobeToThaI don’t talk to him anymore
Hey I bet you can’t …
Nov 28, 2023·1 replyNortive been rotting in bed these past 2 days but im starting to climb out the rut.
Gosh, I hope it gets better on your end, Nort.
- Nov 28, 2023·2 repliesWESLEYS THEORY
Nah here’s a real kicker for y’all.
When I would stay with my Nana, she had a basement downstairs fully furnished with a bathroom and bedroom with a TV inside of it. She also had cable channels including Cinemax. You boy was getting lit to late night softcore p*** films on Cinemax and also getting invested in the storylines
invested in the storylines
- Nov 28, 2023Theory Talk Trader
grannie had a goon den