Had 3 mikes hard lemonades at a party once

We gon bring a book for OP

Haan.

this hard

bring cat in the hat

Right.

So creative.

this is my drinking experience at every party ive ever been to

I look at Sue and meow

And she meows back

But she's probably saying

Stupid human you don't speak meow

Hi, Dave.

is that bad

Green eggs and ham

Meet me on D-Block rolling up

I’m kidding let’s meet at a local library

when someone brings up Drake at the VZ Planner meet up and a giant fight breaks out within 5 mins >

Hi, Kobe.

Noooo.

i talk like how i post through text so we'll be coming to blows immediately for sure

My auntie is a man now

the f*** you say about take care? hits dave over the head with a metal chair

the aunty

Its so frickin lit