frenchpress

3y

Last time a woman cooked for me she made bass and it was not good

frenchpress

3y

Last time a woman cooked for me she made bass and it was not good

e t

3y

Apart from this one couple I know, I can’t remember the last time I went over for dinner to a friend’s house and they actually cooked it

WESLEYS THEORY

3y

After I workout at the gym, I like to smoke a joint at this park in my town before I go home and sleep.

I was at the park and this cop was doing a patrol around the park. I know he spotted me but he tried to be real subtle about it. Drove into the second parking lot about 200 feet away from the 1st parking lot and the covered area I was smoking under.

Approached me when I was almost done with my joint and asked to see my ID. I gave it to him without hesitation and just told him the truth. He basically gave me a small lecture about how it’s illegal to smoke weed in public but said he didn’t wanna write me up for it and just told me not to drive home.

He was cool, but I’m smart and this smelled like a potential setup for a DUI. So I begrudgingly called an Uber to get me back home to hang out for a couple of hours. Never smoking at that park again.

xxxkiraxxx

3y

That‘s sad asf

Purrp

3y

You stay in Cali right? I didn’t know it was illegal to smoke outside

WESLEYS THEORY

3y

How did you do that

e t

3y

And what you think happen at restaurants

Mmm Hmm

3y

Ur f***ed bro

frenchpress

3y

Water soooo good at night but if I drink too much of it I gotta wake up to pee

Tubig

3y

first time i got pulled over cuz i didn't make a full stop at a flashing redlight and was underage. he let my friend come pick me up.

second time my friend was actually driving but was military and the cop let him go

third time i pulled into a church and a cop followed me into the parking lot. i got out and called my friend and to pick me up and he started questioning me and i was obviously completely hammered. my friend called to pick me up but i told them the wrong place cuz i was disoriented. i gave him the phone to give her direcitons and he goes "if you're not here in ten minutes i'm taking him to jail"

fourth time i pulled into a bar after getting hammered watching creed and some cops were there and started questioning me. day before thanksgiving. but got my brother to come get me

i didn't really do anything special

Like a Camillimane

3y

60 more pages until death.

orangetcovid

3y

You are evil and deserve to be under da jail

Mmm Hmm

3y

Life is gon be so much more expensive if y'all can't cook

@YungPapi

xxxkiraxxx

3y

Love Cocteau Twins

Mmm Hmm

3y

Life is gon be so much more expensive if y'all can't cook

@YungPapi

WESLEYS THEORY

3y

Oregon

Same coast though

e t

3y

Easy. Simply get deported

WESLEYS THEORY

3y

Some call it death. I call it sweet release.

WESLEYS THEORY

3y

A lot of lifelines. Glad you never went to jail.

Tubig

3y

yeah with all the s*** i've done it's a miracle i never went to jail

i'm good and sober now tho

Mmm Hmm

3y

Life is gon be so much more expensive if y'all can't cook

@YungPapi