@YungPapi @Prince @Uhhhhhh @Hndrxx_Free @KodakSpice

GATHER AROUND KIDS, I GOT A STORY TO TELL
Today at work. I was just chilling and minding my business on the register with my fellow cashiers, then one of my homies just walked away from his register to get his walkie talkie and then he was looking down the aisle where the candy and chips section was and he said:
"DAMN"
I looked at him confused like:
"What about the walkie talkie that made him say "damn?
"
So I walked over to where he at and look at the walkie talkie and saw nothing wrong. Still confused and then
BAMMMM
I saw this 10/10, sexy, beautiful, and fit thicc black woman in her gym clothes like this.

She had a nice long dark long hair, nice brown skin and eyes to mesmerize, fat ass and nice thighs
I was looking at her stunned like
All the fellow cashiers (even the manager) was like
As soon as I saw her, my anxiety and blood went through the roof. I was shaking like I seen a ghost

I have never simped this hard in a long time like FUCCCKKKKKKK
So me and the fellow cashiers was observing her in the first aisle (where they had sunblock and all kinds of random s***) from very far away at the ATM machine.
She couldn't tell that we was staring from far away. My homie on the left started looking through the TV next to the registers with security cameras that surrounding the stores like
So her and her Mom came to registers the first time and she noticed that my fellow cashiers were looking at her, while I was busy with couple customers, but noticed she was hungry (so that gave her a cop out
)
They both went to the deli area of the store for a minute, but they didn't find anything to eat
So they got in the line, and as I was working with customers. I was peeking at the corner of my left eye that she was coming close to the registers.

Then as soon she made it to front of the line and my register was cleared out.
I yelled out:
"NEXT GUEST IN LINE!!!
"
But then I saw she seen my fellow cashier in front of me open and then she walked over there.
So then I was like:

Then I heard her hot southern voice with fine expression and look at me said:
ARE YOU OPEN? 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
DAWG, I WAS LIKE:

I said Yes.
Again, my anxiety was super high, but luckily I played off just talking my day at work. But mhmm, when I heard her speak.
She just makes me wanna
Funny enough, she made me sound even more MJ than my voice has ever been. I was simping deeply
We talk for a good couple seconds andas I was getting ready to make the move, I completely hold myself back, because I knew deep down I wasn't gonna pull that and I felt I was out of her leagye
But I wanted to shoot it badly, but I just know it probably won't work
So I see pretty ass go and I was just like

THE END
@YungPapi @Prince @Uhhhhhh @Hndrxx_Free @KodakSpice

GATHER AROUND KIDS, I GOT A STORY TO TELL
Today at work. I was just chilling and minding my business on the register with my fellow cashiers, then one of my homies just walked away from his register to get his walkie talkie and then he was looking down the aisle where the candy and chips section was and he said:
"DAMN"
I looked at him confused like:
"What about the walkie talkie that made him say "damn?
"
So I walked over to where he at and look at the walkie talkie and saw nothing wrong. Still confused and then
BAMMMM
I saw this 10/10, sexy, beautiful, and fit thicc black woman in her gym clothes like this.

She had a nice long dark long hair, nice brown skin and eyes to mesmerize, fat ass and nice thighs
I was looking at her stunned like
All the fellow cashiers (even the manager) was like
As soon as I saw her, my anxiety and blood went through the roof. I was shaking like I seen a ghost

I have never simped this hard in a long time like FUCCCKKKKKKK
So me and the fellow cashiers was observing her in the first aisle (where they had sunblock and all kinds of random s***) from very far away at the ATM machine.
She couldn't tell that we was staring from far away. My homie on the left started looking through the TV next to the registers with security cameras that surrounding the stores like
So her and her Mom came to registers the first time and she noticed that my fellow cashiers were looking at her, while I was busy with couple customers, but noticed she was hungry (so that gave her a cop out
)
They both went to the deli area of the store for a minute, but they didn't find anything to eat
So they got in the line, and as I was working with customers. I was peeking at the corner of my left eye that she was coming close to the registers.

Then as soon she made it to front of the line and my register was cleared out.
I yelled out:
"NEXT GUEST IN LINE!!!
"
But then I saw she seen my fellow cashier in front of me open and then she walked over there.
So then I was like:

Then I heard her hot southern voice with fine expression and look at me said:
ARE YOU OPEN? 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
DAWG, I WAS LIKE:

I said Yes.
Again, my anxiety was super high, but luckily I played off just talking my day at work. But mhmm, when I heard her speak.
She just makes me wanna
Funny enough, she made me sound even more MJ than my voice has ever been. I was simping deeply
We talk for a good couple seconds andas I was getting ready to make the move, I completely hold myself back, because I knew deep down I wasn't gonna pull that and I felt I was out of her leagye
But I wanted to shoot it badly, but I just know it probably won't work
So I see pretty ass go and I was just like

THE END
Nah @Hndrxx_Free this dude worst than Frenchpress
@YungPapi @Prince @Uhhhhhh @Hndrxx_Free @KodakSpice

GATHER AROUND KIDS, I GOT A STORY TO TELL
Today at work. I was just chilling and minding my business on the register with my fellow cashiers, then one of my homies just walked away from his register to get his walkie talkie and then he was looking down the aisle where the candy and chips section was and he said:
"DAMN"
I looked at him confused like:
"What about the walkie talkie that made him say "damn?
"
So I walked over to where he at and look at the walkie talkie and saw nothing wrong. Still confused and then
BAMMMM
I saw this 10/10, sexy, beautiful, and fit thicc black woman in her gym clothes like this.

She had a nice long dark long hair, nice brown skin and eyes to mesmerize, fat ass and nice thighs
I was looking at her stunned like
All the fellow cashiers (even the manager) was like
As soon as I saw her, my anxiety and blood went through the roof. I was shaking like I seen a ghost

I have never simped this hard in a long time like FUCCCKKKKKKK
So me and the fellow cashiers was observing her in the first aisle (where they had sunblock and all kinds of random s***) from very far away at the ATM machine.
She couldn't tell that we was staring from far away. My homie on the left started looking through the TV next to the registers with security cameras that surrounding the stores like
So her and her Mom came to registers the first time and she noticed that my fellow cashiers were looking at her, while I was busy with couple customers, but noticed she was hungry (so that gave her a cop out
)
They both went to the deli area of the store for a minute, but they didn't find anything to eat
So they got in the line, and as I was working with customers. I was peeking at the corner of my left eye that she was coming close to the registers.

Then as soon she made it to front of the line and my register was cleared out.
I yelled out:
"NEXT GUEST IN LINE!!!
"
But then I saw she seen my fellow cashier in front of me open and then she walked over there.
So then I was like:

Then I heard her hot southern voice with fine expression and look at me said:
ARE YOU OPEN? 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
DAWG, I WAS LIKE:

I said Yes.
Again, my anxiety was super high, but luckily I played off just talking my day at work. But mhmm, when I heard her speak.
She just makes me wanna
Funny enough, she made me sound even more MJ than my voice has ever been. I was simping deeply
We talk for a good couple seconds andas I was getting ready to make the move, I completely hold myself back, because I knew deep down I wasn't gonna pull that and I felt I was out of her leagye
But I wanted to shoot it badly, but I just know it probably won't work
So I see pretty ass go and I was just like

THE END
The miles morales gif part took me out
Ong we gon get you out the trenches and get your confidence back up
She choose you gang!
@YungPapi @Prince @Uhhhhhh @Hndrxx_Free @KodakSpice

GATHER AROUND KIDS, I GOT A STORY TO TELL
Today at work. I was just chilling and minding my business on the register with my fellow cashiers, then one of my homies just walked away from his register to get his walkie talkie and then he was looking down the aisle where the candy and chips section was and he said:
"DAMN"
I looked at him confused like:
"What about the walkie talkie that made him say "damn?
"
So I walked over to where he at and look at the walkie talkie and saw nothing wrong. Still confused and then
BAMMMM
I saw this 10/10, sexy, beautiful, and fit thicc black woman in her gym clothes like this.

She had a nice long dark long hair, nice brown skin and eyes to mesmerize, fat ass and nice thighs
I was looking at her stunned like
All the fellow cashiers (even the manager) was like
As soon as I saw her, my anxiety and blood went through the roof. I was shaking like I seen a ghost

I have never simped this hard in a long time like FUCCCKKKKKKK
So me and the fellow cashiers was observing her in the first aisle (where they had sunblock and all kinds of random s***) from very far away at the ATM machine.
She couldn't tell that we was staring from far away. My homie on the left started looking through the TV next to the registers with security cameras that surrounding the stores like
So her and her Mom came to registers the first time and she noticed that my fellow cashiers were looking at her, while I was busy with couple customers, but noticed she was hungry (so that gave her a cop out
)
They both went to the deli area of the store for a minute, but they didn't find anything to eat
So they got in the line, and as I was working with customers. I was peeking at the corner of my left eye that she was coming close to the registers.

Then as soon she made it to front of the line and my register was cleared out.
I yelled out:
"NEXT GUEST IN LINE!!!
"
But then I saw she seen my fellow cashier in front of me open and then she walked over there.
So then I was like:

Then I heard her hot southern voice with fine expression and look at me said:
ARE YOU OPEN? 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
DAWG, I WAS LIKE:

I said Yes.
Again, my anxiety was super high, but luckily I played off just talking my day at work. But mhmm, when I heard her speak.
She just makes me wanna
Funny enough, she made me sound even more MJ than my voice has ever been. I was simping deeply
We talk for a good couple seconds andas I was getting ready to make the move, I completely hold myself back, because I knew deep down I wasn't gonna pull that and I felt I was out of her leagye
But I wanted to shoot it badly, but I just know it probably won't work
So I see pretty ass go and I was just like

THE END
leagues hardly exist if you got the sauce YOU SHOULDVE WENT FOR IT
Grippy, I call her that 'cause it's grippy
She thick in the hips, she a hippie
And she thick in the lips, she gon' lick me
And she sendin' a flick when she hit me
With a kissy emoji, she miss me
When she see me, she say she gon' strip me
She gon' chew on this stick like it's Wrigley's
Mm, yeah, believe it or not like Ripley's
She said she was gay until I slayed, now she strictly d***ly
As soon as she page, I'm on the way, and I be showin' up quickly
On the highway, I'm doin' a hundred-and-fifty
Like, I gotta get you up out of them Vickies, uh, like
P**** so good, I just had an epiphany
It's grippy and wet, you know I'm a vet, but you makin' me feel like a rookie
How you make me tap out so swiftly?
But I'm back for the second round victory
I remember I saw you on Fifth Ave with your homies Sabrina and Tiffany
I was thinkin' like, "Damn, your whole clique bad"
But I wanted your body specifically, hmm
Like, I'm tryna see how that glove gon' fit me, hmm
Like, I wanna feel like I'm touchin' your kidneys, hmm
Like, b****, I'ma send all your kids to Disney, hmm, hmm
I'ma pay a lil' extra, make sure they meet Mickey, hmm
She a what? She a what? She a grippy, huh
Grippy, I call her that 'cause it's grippy
She thick in the hips, she a hippie
And she thick in the lips, she gon' lick me
And she sendin' a flick when she hit me
With a kissy emoji, she miss me
When she see me, she say she gon' strip me
She gon' chew on this stick like it's Wrigley's
Mm, yeah, believe it or not like Ripley's
She said she was gay until I slayed, now she strictly d***ly
As soon as she page, I'm on the way, and I be showin' up quickly
On the highway, I'm doin' a hundred-and-fifty
Like, I gotta get you up out of them Vickies, uh, like
P**** so good, I just had an epiphany
It's grippy and wet, you know I'm a vet, but you makin' me feel like a rookie
How you make me tap out so swiftly?
But I'm back for the second round victory
I remember I saw you on Fifth Ave with your homies Sabrina and Tiffany
I was thinkin' like, "Damn, your whole clique bad"
But I wanted your body specifically, hmm
Like, I'm tryna see how that glove gon' fit me, hmm
Like, I wanna feel like I'm touchin' your kidneys, hmm
Like, b****, I'ma send all your kids to Disney, hmm, hmm
I'ma pay a lil' extra, make sure they meet Mickey, hmm
She a what? She a what? She a grippy, huh
The Disney bar
The Disney bar
mind you, he’s always been this bad
people are just more willing to see it now
@YungPapi @Prince @Uhhhhhh @Hndrxx_Free @KodakSpice

GATHER AROUND KIDS, I GOT A STORY TO TELL
Today at work. I was just chilling and minding my business on the register with my fellow cashiers, then one of my homies just walked away from his register to get his walkie talkie and then he was looking down the aisle where the candy and chips section was and he said:
"DAMN"
I looked at him confused like:
"What about the walkie talkie that made him say "damn?
"
So I walked over to where he at and look at the walkie talkie and saw nothing wrong. Still confused and then
BAMMMM
I saw this 10/10, sexy, beautiful, and fit thicc black woman in her gym clothes like this.

She had a nice long dark long hair, nice brown skin and eyes to mesmerize, fat ass and nice thighs
I was looking at her stunned like
All the fellow cashiers (even the manager) was like
As soon as I saw her, my anxiety and blood went through the roof. I was shaking like I seen a ghost

I have never simped this hard in a long time like FUCCCKKKKKKK
So me and the fellow cashiers was observing her in the first aisle (where they had sunblock and all kinds of random s***) from very far away at the ATM machine.
She couldn't tell that we was staring from far away. My homie on the left started looking through the TV next to the registers with security cameras that surrounding the stores like
So her and her Mom came to registers the first time and she noticed that my fellow cashiers were looking at her, while I was busy with couple customers, but noticed she was hungry (so that gave her a cop out
)
They both went to the deli area of the store for a minute, but they didn't find anything to eat
So they got in the line, and as I was working with customers. I was peeking at the corner of my left eye that she was coming close to the registers.

Then as soon she made it to front of the line and my register was cleared out.
I yelled out:
"NEXT GUEST IN LINE!!!
"
But then I saw she seen my fellow cashier in front of me open and then she walked over there.
So then I was like:

Then I heard her hot southern voice with fine expression and look at me said:
ARE YOU OPEN? 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
DAWG, I WAS LIKE:

I said Yes.
Again, my anxiety was super high, but luckily I played off just talking my day at work. But mhmm, when I heard her speak.
She just makes me wanna
Funny enough, she made me sound even more MJ than my voice has ever been. I was simping deeply
We talk for a good couple seconds andas I was getting ready to make the move, I completely hold myself back, because I knew deep down I wasn't gonna pull that and I felt I was out of her leagye
But I wanted to shoot it badly, but I just know it probably won't work
So I see pretty ass go and I was just like

THE END
Nah @Hndrxx_Free this dude worst than Frenchpress
he may seem more down bad but there wasnt no tight touching
also he had self restrain at the end
to me Frenchpress still the number 1 goon
leagues hardly exist if you got the sauce YOU SHOULDVE WENT FOR IT
i know my fam Kee is a pretty ass dude u right
thread dead let me just post the best song released this month
Real.
he may seem more down bad but there wasnt no tight touching
also he had self restrain at the end
to me Frenchpress still the number 1 goon
Agreed
He’s dapper Dan
I’m dirty Dan
just finished the slideshow for my sisters graduation party lets go yall
just finished the slideshow for my sisters graduation party lets go yall
Nort I'm sick
Nort I'm sick
oh why
oh why
My immune system is weak I guess
I swear I get sick like once a month
My immune system is weak I guess
I swear I get sick like once a month
May you get well soon, Bruises.