i thought he was the lyricist

bet

surely the piano guy comes up with that stuff

elton hours

time to snort coke and f*** midgets

makes this a twin peaks hour as well

Was this in Rocket Man?

idk probably

never watched

Very slept on EJ song

so basically this guy has written some of the best songs ever and you’re f***in stupid

my fav elton fact is he used to watch the door and stop andy d*** from getting into john's dakota apartment while john snorted coke in the kitchen

Andy d*** has been famous that long?

my fav elton story is when he allowed stevie wonder to use his jetski and rubbed his hands together to say “well, there goes another rival”

source?

andy warhol*

got my gay coke snorters mixed up

sorry, it was a snowmobile.

damn it's real

Thank god the dude can actually see

yep, seen these

another good one

i wouldnt know how to act

i know how we can save the thread

it's time for vz plan to host a minecraft server that ultimately lasts for 2.5 weeks before the server just becomes 3 ppl then 2 then none

now that’s how you let the beat build biiiiitch

“Stevie Truther”