Purrp 🌚Jan 15, 2025·2 replies
Nortthat and also i just dont feel like a responsible adult myself half the time
I’m told something clicks in your head when you see your kid that just puts you into responsibility mode idk
Jan 15, 2025PurrpGlad everyone ignored this
U took it tho
- Nort 💫Jan 15, 2025·2 replies
Mmm HmmIt's pretty easy and fun
Once u get over all the diapers and Public tantrums
apparently i was a real chill baby so hopefully my offspring would be too
- Jan 15, 2025·1 reply
e tWe talked about this for like 20 mins 15 mins ago
Kys please
- Purrp 🌚Jan 15, 2025·1 reply
frenchpressJacking off to your imagination is far more respectable and powerful
Rare FP W
Jan 15, 2025PurrpBut then you won’t hear his classic lyric about sweet sweet seman and ups workers
Sweet what now.
He really is Jack-Off Man.
He genuinely needs to do some sort of c***tribute with J. Antonoff now; it'd be on-brand.
Jan 15, 2025OP ET
dad off
Jan 15, 2025Mmm HmmIt's pretty easy and fun
Once u get over all the diapers and Public tantrums
Bro spoilered the second part so we’d actually consider
Jan 15, 2025Nortapparently i was a real chill baby so hopefully my offspring would be too
s***ting and screaming
dawn 😹Jan 15, 2025·1 replyWESLEYS THEORYI just never been a fan of the 4K type wheres it’s shot in a studio and the man and women are obviously in it for a paycheck and they’re exaggerating everything.
I like my s*** low quality from a tripod where it looks like the both of them are loving it, that gets me going lol.
- Jan 15, 2025
EchiBridgersYall have 0 imagination!!
Modern goons dont even use their imagination no more
New generation washed
- Nort 💫Jan 15, 2025·2 repliesPurrp
I’m told something clicks in your head when you see your kid that just puts you into responsibility mode idk
having a child for self-improvement purposes?? - Jan 15, 2025·1 replyTURN OFF THE SPICE
i feel like if i started doing this the fantasies would be more harmful than the p*** i goon to
- Purrp 🌚Jan 15, 2025·1 replyNort having a child for self-improvement purposes??
CBTM
- dawn 😹Jan 15, 2025·1 reply
Bro0o0sesShe steamed the milk for an iced latte
I politely told her "hey I know you're new but we aren't really supposed to steam the milk for iced lattes. They are cold"
She argued with me
Her: "a latte is steamed milk with espresso...."
"Not the iced ones"
Her: "well it looked fire"
"Well that's now how we make it so don't do that"
Bro i hated working with stupid ass f***ing people at dunks
- Jan 15, 2025Mmm Hmm
It's pretty easy and fun
Once u get over all the diapers and Public tantrums
Public tantrums will be my favorite part
- Jan 15, 2025Mmm Hmm
Condoms r expensive...
Inflation, ugh.
- Jan 15, 2025dawn
Are you not entertained?????
- e t 🎃Jan 15, 2025·2 repliesNort
idk if i got the chimichangas for it
I think, knowing the online you, that you’d be a good father. Unless this is a fake persona and you’re a sociopath IRL, you seem like you would be one of those dads that’s always present and cheering their kid on.
- Jan 15, 2025frenchpress
id be fantasizing my homegirls instead of gooning to random strangers idk
- Jan 15, 2025
My child will express all the anger I feel inside
Its beautiful - Nort 💫Jan 15, 2025·1 replyPurrp
CBTM
cubic meter?
- Jan 15, 2025·2 repliesEchiBridgers
Bro into c*ck
Who isn't, tbh.
- Jan 15, 2025Purrp
I’m told something clicks in your head when you see your kid that just puts you into responsibility mode idk
hundreds of thousands of years of evolution will do that
- Mmm Hmm 😆OPJan 15, 2025·1 replyNort
i believe it
i just dont feel ready
You'll never be ready tbh
U just gotta do it
Parenting is more of a trial and error thing unless u raised other family members as well