thriftstorepradas

1y

Very fire bruises

Those pads make me feel very nostalgic in the same way pics like this do

e t

1y

Story time with ET’s bizarre adventures yall

Aight so today I went out with Mr. Bartender assistant again, and man…

So we set the time and place, all good, and I figure I got some time to just chill before getting ready. Then, like an hour before we supposed to meet up, I hit him with a little “Hey, just so we clear, are you looking for a relationship?” Nothing crazy, just feeling the vibes. This man responds like Holde!!! Why bro talking like an anime character to me? Whateva.

Anyway, he sits there for a minute, staring at the ceiling like it got answers, and goes “I’m just looking to date and whatever happens, we’ll see.” This boy is basically a philosopher. So I go, “Cool, I’m not really looking for a relationship either, just wanna hang as friends.” And he’s like, “Yeah I figured.” Oh, you figured?? Maybe if I knew I was dating Sherlock Holmes I’d change my mind.

So we go out, vibes are cool, and we start talking about music. And I’m going off about my favorite artists, albums, and tell me dude just sitting there staring at me the whole time eyes glazed over with love. Awkward, but ok.

After a while, we dip and he makes me drive him while calling himself a “Passenger Princess”We start talking more personal stuff—family, jobs, all that. And he keeps referring to himself as a princess over and over again, so I’m like yeah this is my moment.

Then I say “You know, I feel like people nowadays have gotten kinda sensitive about everything, even to the point where some struggle with their own identity.” He now looking at me like I slapped off his tiara.

So yeah, I start explaining my thoughts, how Im not with a man who’s trying to date me calling himself a princess and making me drive him around and he gets real quiet. Suspiciously quiet. Eventually, he gets a few words in, but I can tell he’s just exhausted lmao. Like sir, my bad for not supporting your princess fetish??

TL;DR: Went out with dude on some friend shi, good vibes till he hopped in shotgun and starting calling himself my princess. Still down to hang tho, lmao. I guess.

@Echiham @YungPapi @Camille @Bruises @ryder

internet buddy

1y

So beautiful
One of the first rock albums I ever heard

COWBOY ARTIST

1y

Did you rehash it through some AI tools.

thriftstorepradas

1y

Echi on the first date

thriftstorepradas

1y

Way beyond the mountain where she

Diiiiiiieeeeeed

e t

1y

It was a collab

thriftstorepradas

1y

Echi on the first date

internet buddy

1y

How’s yer head?

Like a Camillimane

1y

taylor when her fans buy her 5000th vinyl variant

internet buddy

1y

How’s yer head?

thriftstorepradas

1y

Hurting but I just sat in the darkness for 30 min and its feeling a bit better, might watch some sopranos in a min

e t

1y

Sloppy

internet buddy

1y

Nothing like some screaming Italians to help a headache

e t

1y

Sloppy

internet buddy

1y

Nothing like some screaming Italians to help a headache

COWBOY ARTIST

1y

You gimme that sloppy toppy.
NOW.

internet buddy

1y

Nothing like some screaming Italians to help a headache

internet buddy

1y

When u going to bed?

internet buddy

1y

It’s almost 4 mins

COWBOY ARTIST

1y

You gimme that sloppy toppy.
NOW.