you think jesus ever gooned?
Yes but he did hands-free with the use of magic
you think jesus ever gooned?
He turned water to wine and you doubt his gooning abilities?
You know like everyone you meet, even the most professional people, are getting pounded.
Your third grade teacher. Yeah she was getting pounded.
Your mailman? Pounded.
That nice little old lady that lives near you? A century of pounding
yeah i saw that, crazy tho why buy a pocket p**** when you can just spend like 20k on onlyfans and have the real thing
Uhhh can you ?
Uhhh can you ?
idk i think theres some stories of people doing it, i actually think there was a story where dude dropped a large bag and they went on a coffee date, didnt even smash
You know like everyone you meet, even the most professional people, are getting pounded.
Your third grade teacher. Yeah she was getting pounded.
Your mailman? Pounded.
That nice little old lady that lives near you? A century of pounding
I would hope so. That’s probably why she’s so nice all the time.
I’ve used s***toys with my ex before
I used a Vibrating cock ring where it would vibrate gently on her c*** when I was going at it from the back, but we only did it once because she lost control so hard she almost went to the bathroom and we had to stop, true story.
I heard this can make it dangerous even for men bc it’s so stimulating
He turned water to wine and you doubt his gooning abilities?
who you think jesus would goon to if he was here today
idk i think theres some stories of people doing it, i actually think there was a story where dude dropped a large bag and they went on a coffee date, didnt even smash
most sws have a price
We’re really just animals cosplaying as an intelligent species
I heard this can make it dangerous even for men bc it’s so stimulating
wesley scared of a little squirt crine
I often come across as prude-ish
But I'm non judgmental
I just have a very traditional mindset when it comes to sexual topics
Basically just doesn’t need to be talking about casually?
I often come across as prude-ish
But I'm non judgmental
I just have a very traditional mindset when it comes to sexual topics
I think that's fair
nah s***toys in bed is mint, i know some guys feel immasculated by it but if the girl likes it and she having fun, it likely means you'll get to have more fun as well
Some dudes go into bed thinking that it’s about their performance in bed when really it’s about the BOTH of you and figuring out which switches to flip and when
She will fall in love with you if you can figure that aspect out. S***is more than just pounding away for 2 minutes. It’s an experience.
You know like everyone you meet, even the most professional people, are getting pounded.
Your third grade teacher. Yeah she was getting pounded.
Your mailman? Pounded.
That nice little old lady that lives near you? A century of pounding
yep
You know like everyone you meet, even the most professional people, are getting pounded.
Your third grade teacher. Yeah she was getting pounded.
Your mailman? Pounded.
That nice little old lady that lives near you? A century of pounding
I unironically often struggle with this thought process
Some dudes go into bed thinking that it’s about their performance in bed when really it’s about the BOTH of you and figuring out which switches to flip and when
She will fall in love with you if you can figure that aspect out. S***is more than just pounding away for 2 minutes. It’s an experience.
can i try on u
I unironically often struggle with this thought process
I just kind of ignore it tbh
I enjoy s***talk hours because that’s one of my favorite activities.
I’ve used s***toys with my ex before
I used a Vibrating cock ring where it would vibrate gently on her c*** when I was going at it from the back, but we only did it once because she lost control so hard she almost went to the bathroom and we had to stop, true story.
A vibrating cock ring seems to be fascinating, I'm not going to lie.
I've been pretty vanilla in my bedroom, having used D****s and vibrators, both when solo and having s***with a partner (women exclusively thus far).
Some dudes go into bed thinking that it’s about their performance in bed when really it’s about the BOTH of you and figuring out which switches to flip and when
She will fall in love with you if you can figure that aspect out. S***is more than just pounding away for 2 minutes. It’s an experience.

Some dudes go into bed thinking that it’s about their performance in bed when really it’s about the BOTH of you and figuring out which switches to flip and when
She will fall in love with you if you can figure that aspect out. S***is more than just pounding away for 2 minutes. It’s an experience.
2 minutes is nasty work
girl i been losing control
girl i been losing control
girl i been losing control
Peak Carti.