Whitecaps alone

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oh amazing

Who likes a sloppy linguini

i like wet sloppy

@ryder @YungPapi @plants

This one for yall

reason.com/2025/03/21/forget-woke-snow-white-disneys-remake-is-more-like-socialist-snow-white

“The question, "who is the fairest," in other words, has always been a question about beauty. But in the remake, there's something else going on. The movie goes to great lengths to demonstrate that the queen isn't fair because she's not a socialist. I am not kidding.”

How badly is this going to flop?

It has a 2.2 on IMDb already

Also grown men talking about princess movies in any context has them lose ten aura points

But Barbie was ok?

I’m talking money
Not sweaty MAGAts spamming keys

It’s flopping hard in the box office. Also IMDb is pretty free of politicization most of the time

You’re comparing the satire of gender roles to Disney princess?

@Echiham @frenchpress

Barbies are for little girls

Also any man with daughters talks princesses often

and the movie wasn’t
Even without the dirty jokes, no one under 6 would like that

Snow White is now a thesis on capitalism though

I never saw that

Best shows
Twin Peaks
Better Call Saul
Breaking Bad
Sopranos

No order

I thought she was mid til @Prince put me slightly onto eusexua today

Out

“This isn't just a generic lesson in being kind. Later, after Snow White takes up with seven computer-animated dwarfs in the forest, one of the dwarfs explains that the bandits in the woods are "only there because of the queen's greedy economic policies, which forced them there into a liminal space where ethics are harder to define." This might not be a precise word-for-word quote—the line gets spat out so fast I am not certain I transcribed it exactly right—but it's pretty close. This is a movie about how stealing is justified because of the evil queen's economic policies. She's not fair, you see, because her privilege and selfishness have impoverished ordinary people. It's Snow White by way of Occupy Wall Street. ”

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO???

You missed out
Barbenheimer was awesome